Chris Distefano

So they would just have to be like, all right, well, I guess we're going to get killed then.

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What do I know about pirates?

What do I know about pirates?

What do I know about pirates?

Somalia, the nation of Somalia, a big, not a big part, a part of their like economy or like criminal, like how the, you know, South American countries have cartels. They have pirates. And what they will do is they will go, you'll be, you know, near Somalia or a coast of Africa somewhere, you know, some ship, any country, their goods taken there.

Somalia, the nation of Somalia, a big, not a big part, a part of their like economy or like criminal, like how the, you know, South American countries have cartels. They have pirates. And what they will do is they will go, you'll be, you know, near Somalia or a coast of Africa somewhere, you know, some ship, any country, their goods taken there.

Somalia, the nation of Somalia, a big, not a big part, a part of their like economy or like criminal, like how the, you know, South American countries have cartels. They have pirates. And what they will do is they will go, you'll be, you know, near Somalia or a coast of Africa somewhere, you know, some ship, any country, their goods taken there.

whatever they're packing, and Somalian pirates will come on little boats, like motorized boats with fucking machine guns, and steal your shit.

whatever they're packing, and Somalian pirates will come on little boats, like motorized boats with fucking machine guns, and steal your shit.

whatever they're packing, and Somalian pirates will come on little boats, like motorized boats with fucking machine guns, and steal your shit.

Captain Phillips. You ever seen the movie Captain Phillips? Look at me. I'm your captain now. You ever seen that? No. That's it. Go watch Captain Phillips. And it's all about pirates. Tom Hanks is Captain Phillips. This is a real story. This guy, Captain Phillips, got... He was an American... boat captain and Somalian pirates came on board and basically were trying to steal his stuff.

Captain Phillips. You ever seen the movie Captain Phillips? Look at me. I'm your captain now. You ever seen that? No. That's it. Go watch Captain Phillips. And it's all about pirates. Tom Hanks is Captain Phillips. This is a real story. This guy, Captain Phillips, got... He was an American... boat captain and Somalian pirates came on board and basically were trying to steal his stuff.

Captain Phillips. You ever seen the movie Captain Phillips? Look at me. I'm your captain now. You ever seen that? No. That's it. Go watch Captain Phillips. And it's all about pirates. Tom Hanks is Captain Phillips. This is a real story. This guy, Captain Phillips, got... He was an American... boat captain and Somalian pirates came on board and basically were trying to steal his stuff.

He fought back. He was somehow able to alert the, the U S like, I think there were Navy seals and the way, and they, but then they had captain Phillips hostage. So the Navy seals came in like the middle of the night on these boats and they're fucking, you know, crazy.

He fought back. He was somehow able to alert the, the U S like, I think there were Navy seals and the way, and they, but then they had captain Phillips hostage. So the Navy seals came in like the middle of the night on these boats and they're fucking, you know, crazy.

He fought back. He was somehow able to alert the, the U S like, I think there were Navy seals and the way, and they, but then they had captain Phillips hostage. So the Navy seals came in like the middle of the night on these boats and they're fucking, you know, crazy.

And they were, they like at the same time, I think they had one Navy seal like floating in the water, one of them on a boat and one of them somewhere else. And they like at the same time,