Chris Distefano

I would stab you with a bayonet.

Instead of calling depression, depression, they said I'm suffering from melancholia.

Instead of calling depression, depression, they said I'm suffering from melancholia.

Yeah, it kind of sucks. I mean, dude, Josephine's and Napoleon's letters are, I mean, talk about stench. Napoleon is saying, I can't wait to make you smell your bush. He said, get your pube, like basically paraphrasing, but he said, I want your pubes. When I get there, I want your bush as big as possible, and I don't want you to take a shower.

Yeah, it kind of sucks. I mean, dude, Josephine's and Napoleon's letters are, I mean, talk about stench. Napoleon is saying, I can't wait to make you smell your bush. He said, get your pube, like basically paraphrasing, but he said, I want your pubes. When I get there, I want your bush as big as possible, and I don't want you to take a shower.

And he would come in, Farrell, and he needed to bang her out. Yeah. With like a full, the stinkiest pussy she could possibly have. So she would not bathe. Like if she knew he was coming, she wouldn't bathe for like five, six days and just let the bush go. Cause that's what he wanted. Wild boy right there. Dude, Joe, look up, if you're into that, look up the letters between Josephine and Napoleon.

And he would come in, Farrell, and he needed to bang her out. Yeah. With like a full, the stinkiest pussy she could possibly have. So she would not bathe. Like if she knew he was coming, she wouldn't bathe for like five, six days and just let the bush go. Cause that's what he wanted. Wild boy right there. Dude, Joe, look up, if you're into that, look up the letters between Josephine and Napoleon.

They are wild. Just totally horny letters.

They are wild. Just totally horny letters.

Big time.

Big time.

Yes. He wanted it, dude. And that's just how he is.

Yes. He wanted it, dude. And that's just how he is.

Because everybody was kind of short. He was like five, seven or eight. You know what that was, right? It was British misinformation. What the British did that on purpose.

Because everybody was kind of short. He was like five, seven or eight. You know what that was, right? It was British misinformation. What the British did that on purpose.

There was a writer, I'm blanking on his name, but he wrote when the British were fighting the French that let's make Napoleon, because nobody really knew back then, let's just make, do all these political cartoons of him being really short. So it's not like he was over, like George Washington was legit six, five.

There was a writer, I'm blanking on his name, but he wrote when the British were fighting the French that let's make Napoleon, because nobody really knew back then, let's just make, do all these political cartoons of him being really short. So it's not like he was over, like George Washington was legit six, five.

Lincoln was tall. But Napoleon wasn't tall like that, but he just was a normal height. So this whole idea of like Napoleon complex is there's truth in that, but he didn't suffer from it because he wasn't short enough. He was an average height for that guy.

Lincoln was tall. But Napoleon wasn't tall like that, but he just was a normal height. So this whole idea of like Napoleon complex is there's truth in that, but he didn't suffer from it because he wasn't short enough. He was an average height for that guy.

It's just misinformation. Dude, even- It's fake news.