Ep 539 - History Hyenas of the Future (feat. Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas)
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and we are beginning thank you guys for coming god damn yannis papas chris or stephano the history hyenas dude thank you guys we're here thank you i'm pumped dude thank you thanks for having us and i just want to say because the last i was on the show um a couple of weeks ago a month ago yannis and i just want to say to all your fans out there say something about my hair now look at my hair now dude you guys were talking shit saying i had no hair product in my hair was flat what what about now it looks great right dude now i look like a 60s crooner and look at yannis's hair dude i look great that looks good that's painted on yeah it looks good yeah the wave right so i just want to make sure everybody knows true what's up and i'd like to say yeah i'd like to say um it's good to be here in republican hollywood and yes the candidate over here and the candidate over here yeah
They got bad hair. They're no good for you. I will make it so barbecue is available for everybody in this city at all times. And I just always wanted to stand at a podium and feel like I'm in a primary. It feels good, doesn't it? It feels fucking powerful. I know. I want to almost go like, yes, yes, I said, who said? Yes. I said, I said. You feel it now. You feel the fucking. Dude, being white and standing behind this podium is... I got ideas right now.
I'm telling you, man, not that I've ever agreed with anything that Hitler said, and I despise the Nazis and what they did, but if you just want to AI listen to Hitler speeches in English and just change out the words from Germany to America in your head, you'll get really pumped up for the day. That guy just knew how to light a fire under you, dude. The way that he would speak about Germany was like, I fucking get it, man.
Yeah, it was like they tied to their like mythic folklore of like the German here and all that stuff. And yeah, that would for sure get anyone pumped.
He was telling people, like, if you die in battle, you're going directly to Valhalla and you're going to ride about like, you know, you're riding like, you know, eagles there. And it's just like he was like, you know, Germany is versus England right now. Germany is versus Great Britain, you know, at that moment when they're in that war. And he says, we are two superpowers. And the only way to win is one of us is going to have to be destroyed and it will not be Germany. And the crowd goes nuts. You're like, fuck yeah. I started putting on my fucking boots.
I was ready to go. He has an outfit. He has an outfit.
Yeah, it is. Yeah, you can always get the devil is due. Like, everyone's always like, he's fucking failed artist. No one liked him. It's like people like them. They know the kid.
He was a closer. I mean, he was a headliner. You can't use the guy when he went up. You're like, all right, we should only do another show two days from now. Yeah. Yeah. Let people kind of settle. Yeah. He was a talker. I think he gelled the hair, but I think he left the front flap. I think he knew the effectiveness of the flat front. It was a it was a tail fat. And then I always loved when he did that.
afterwards yeah he just gathered himself and he did that smeared it what i like about standing up too is this is a fit city you could just get your calf raises in while you're down and that's why i think you did it dude it's just like a workout i know i was tired of sitting around all day yeah yeah what's up with all the gay art over here i just i thought it was visually striking this is nice i had someone my friend told me about this painting i'm like i looked it up i was like perfect yeah this is i just wanted something kind of intense and then you know why i told i was telling you on the plane he's a guy he jerks off to erotic poetry so this kind of goes with it
Which I've started doing now, by the way.
So you, kind of like us, have a little bit of a female brain. Because you like the imagination. Well, you know, that's not uncommon amongst us. We are performers, and here's the thing. If you're a performer and you get into the arts, you at least got nicked. You at least got nicked by the gay gene. You got nicked. Some people get fully clipped, like Mateo Lane, we got nicked.
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