Ep 631 - B.B.Q. (feat. Joe Derosa)

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What crazy stories do the hosts share at the start of the episode?

Unknown 0:00
Wow wow wes.
Matt McCusker 0:02
Some bullshoop. You know what? That kid's an odd duck.
Unknown 0:06
Lamara is an odd duck. He's a real odd dog, dude. You brought down
Matt McCusker 0:09
his whole mainframe.
Unknown 0:11
I did. I came home and unplugged everything. Yeah,
Joe DeRosa 0:13
dude.
Unknown 0:13
I got a roommate. His name's Lamaire. You see, the thing is. He's an ad. I mean, dude, he's
Matt McCusker 0:21
gotta be costing at least, I swear to god, probably fifty-five bucks a month in paused games.
Unknown 0:26
He paused games alone. He paused here's a entire setup back there. Paused his games and just goes on the road for like a week. I came back the room's hot. From his mainframe, dude. His servers are costly.
Joe DeRosa 0:38
You can save wherever you are. Of course, I literally
Unknown 0:41
the first thing I did when I got home was I just went back and ripped all the plugs out of the outlet. I was like, dude, enough of this. That's crazy.
Matt McCusker 0:49
It's kind of n yeah, it's pretty Pretty wild stuff. His electrical setup was that was a lot of plugs he showed. He's got a moped now that
Unknown 0:56
was just sitting next to the house. Where? He's got a broken moped here. Like a shitty Vespa just sitting outside. He's like, I'm gonna fix that. This is meth this is like meth behavior. Absolutely never gonna fix
Matt McCusker 1:08
that. No. This is meth behavior, dude. It is. This is lots of tinkering. Yeah, but he's
Unknown 1:14
he doesn't exhibit methane. He's not on any meth he does have meth tendencies. He just doesn't do any meth shit. If he was on meth, he would have disassembled the moped.
Joe DeRosa 1:27
Yeah. True. Probably be a tad thinner too. True.
Unknown 1:33
That's rapid weight loss. Yeah. And his his sleeping would not be He sleeps more than he's awake for sure. It's all for
Matt McCusker 1:41
show. It's all for show. He's laying there like this, one eye open, just
Unknown 1:45
True, he's faking
Matt McCusker 1:46
waiting to get back to his plugs and his moped. Fakes sleep for fifteen
Unknown 1:50
hours. Fooled them again. Yeah. Joe DeRosa.
Joe DeRosa 1:58
Jo da Rosa. Yeah. Jo da Rosa. I was just thinking the other day, you haven't sung that. You haven't sung that in a while today. I sang it at the beach. You did not? I did. I remember singing it. Yes. All right. Because that was like your your song for me. I love it. And I love it too. And I hadn't heard it in a while. If you sang it at the beach, I was very drunk. I sang it at the beach. I sang it at the beach. We were in the kitchen. We were in the
Unknown 2:18
kitchen, it was in the morning. I remember I was staring at Seltzer's when I sang it. Okay. I vividly remember it. All right. I love it. I love it. I remember it. No one no one really cares about me singing this right now. Everyone's probably annoyed.
Matt McCusker 2:30
Jo Dorosa song? Yeah, the That's what you're Jo Dorosa
Unknown 2:35
Jo Dorosa. Sure. The uh That was the drive back. I mean one of the all time bonehead choices. Cake. It was cake. We
Joe DeRosa 2:45
love cake, dude. It was cake. When you're my meals on the right back. Yeah, what'd you eat? Launched right out of the gate with a KFC. Chicken little, three chicken tenders, uh, and a drumstick. Hitting KFC right away. Fries, yeah, about an hour in. Getting ready to settle in for ten hours. Ready for this midday. Extra large Arby sandwich, bag of cool ranch to read. Dude, you eat constantly. I do. Right. Late night bull of taking it home. Whopper with cheese, bacon double cheeseburger, fries. Dude, I ri I was having the time of my life. Oh, and then a king-sized bag of Skittles, somewhere in between all that. I had the time of my life driving home, dude. I was just grubbing, man. What was what was the
Matt McCusker 3:30
bowel movement like after three fast foods? Completely normal. No, stop. Your
Joe DeRosa 3:35
body's adjusted. It's acclimated. The t the t Tolerance takes care of all things.
Unknown 3:42
Taking tests, eating armies. You are the king of the road. That's awesome. That's actually pretty impressive. I like that. I like I mean, the the way you deflected the decision making on the drive was impressive. Well It was really impressive. As we discussed, I made a massive mistake. Yes, there are direct direct flights from Austin to the beach.
Joe DeRosa 4:03
Yeah, and I did not know that because I got travel information from Brian Six. Okay. You called the bees beezer
Unknown 4:10
I know how that call went. You're fucked, dude. There's no flights out there. Exactly. You are fucked, you fucking idiot.
Matt McCusker 4:16
It's just so funny. You can get your phone and be like, are there flights from and it'll be like, Yes, there are.

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