Ep 637 - Throat Wrecker (feat. Jeremiah Watkins)
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What is the opening banter about recording and the comic’s bad‑breath joke?
The Wild Wild West. We're not recording, right? And they said no. And it freaking
went out. And
what'd you say? It was about a comic's bad breath. Nice, we're recording. Who? Who? I can't. I can't start it
up
again.
I already
apologized. to the comic because it went out. It was bad.
Did you confront them for their dastardly kind of sneaky behavior?
No, no. He called me. He goes, I gave the note to the editor. It didn't get implemented. Because we got a group text. The comic group texted me and the other comic. I was like,
Dude. Yeah. So the next time.
Yeah.
Well,
yeah. So
I
call him and I was like, the next time I saw him, I brought him gum and stuff as a joke. There you go. I was like, I got to double down at this point.
How do the hosts explain the causes of halitosis and why it can come from the stomach?
Yeah. Yeah.
And I want someone to tell me if my breath is kicking. Well, that's what he was. I'd like him to tell me, but. Yeah. Privately. It's not broadcast. Yeah. Yeah. Well,
that's why I
said, are we not recording? Yeah. Because it could be a stomach issue too. Right. So. Could be a stomach issue. Could be a stomach issue. I never thought of it like that. Yeah, some bad breath comes from the stomach, believe it or not. I
believe it 100%.
Halitosis. Yep.
Yeah.
But you also scrape your tongue in the morning. That helps apparently as well.
Yeah, I used to hear my dad just
gagging
in the mornings.
You just find all this shit out? Yeah. I'm not a morning brush teeth guy.
What?
Dude, I'm about to eat breakfast. I'm about to eat breakfast. Why would I brush my teeth and then eat breakfast?
Oh, no, I agree with you on that. But then brush your teeth after breakfast.
If I remember.
That's the...
The important thing is to clean them before you go to bed. And in the morning. Yeah, it's twice a day at minimum. Dude, people don't even brush their teeth pretty recently, honestly.
Brushing your teeth is kind of
bullshit. I don't think so. If you look at the... I think people were fine. No, they notably had fake teeth. Really? Fake? George Washington. Oh, he had wooden teeth, yeah. A lot of guys. Oh, he ate sugar. It's his fault. You're right, though, that our diet's gotten more sugary. Yeah, but, you know, those guys got, like, one sweet per year, really. Yeah. So, yeah, maybe I should. I mean, I'm doing all right. I've had one cavity my whole life, I think. I'm not doing it
for hygiene as much as breath.
Gum. That's what I'm saying. Crush the gum. Hit the door. I feel like gum cleans your teeth better than brushing, if I'm being honest. And you get way mintier fresh.
This
is a
hot
Subway take. My wife doesn't like it. She gets on my ass to brush my teeth in the morning. That's good. She'll be like, dude, I just woke up. I just woke up.
We'll say, if I'm out drinking, come home, you go. almost no shadow brush my teeth
yeah i'm fucking
hitting
the sack that's your that's your right
yeah
if you're drinking you don't need it makes
it so much worse when you wake up
yeah
so much worse if you don't brush your teeth and you're hung over oh waking up in the morning like oh
yeah your mouth's all dry
yeah
i don't like how hot i get too when i wake up hung over i wake up with like a mild fever every time like this sucks
yes
i'm not so fucking fun yeah it's fun you get to fight your friends yell at them true true you have to slip the mask you don't do that sober true it would be really weird Be completely sober and be like, I fucking disagree, you dumbass. What's your stance on alcohol and the consumption of it? I'm fine
with people doing it. It's not for you. It's not for me. There's people who drink in my family and stuff that I'm like, all right, I'm good.
What happens? What kind of drunk would you classify yourself as? Have you gotten really drunk before? I haven't, no. Never? No, I haven't. You strike me as you'd be a train wreck if you got hammered. Oh, no. I absolutely
would. There's something behind your eyes. It's something. If you got fucked up. I got some
poison
back there. I've seen you fight, too. You're slapping people. I know. You'd be a real problem. I know.
Well, especially, no, especially if you haven't really, so you've never been like hammered off. No. Never casually. So you've never taken a sip.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the opening banter about recording and the comic’s bad‑breath joke?
0:00–0:50
2
How do the hosts explain the causes of halitosis and why it can come from the stomach?
0:50–13:16
3
What pool‑related topics do they cover, from breaking rules to BCA vs. APA?
13:16–25:46
4
How do they discuss alcohol use, DUIs, BAC limits, and related legal consequences?
25:46–34:22
5
Which classic TGIF shows do they reminisce about and why are they memorable?
34:22–41:54
6
What is the strange “cuckoldry” documentary they talk about and why does it intrigue them?
41:54–49:13
7
How do they address homelessness, public restroom etiquette, and related social observations?
49:13–59:27
8
What final thoughts do they share about throat health, bidets, and upcoming projects?
59:27–1:08:13