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Chris Distefano

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4162 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 539 - History Hyenas of the Future (feat. Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas)

Dude, and another fun fact history with the French, like Dunkirk, when they got like steamrolled in Dunkirk and they almost lost everything, whatever. I read something that said one of the main, of course, Germany was this crazy army on a mission, whatever, but Hitler would not allow the German soldiers to get prostitutes.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 539 - History Hyenas of the Future (feat. Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas)

Or if you got caught masturbating or drinking, you could take the Ponzer chocolate, which was crystal meth. So they allowed meth, but no banging prostitutes and no masturbating and no alcohol. Because he wanted like a fucking tip-top army where the French were encouraging prostitution and were encouraging you to like be free, sexually free.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 539 - History Hyenas of the Future (feat. Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas)

Or if you got caught masturbating or drinking, you could take the Ponzer chocolate, which was crystal meth. So they allowed meth, but no banging prostitutes and no masturbating and no alcohol. Because he wanted like a fucking tip-top army where the French were encouraging prostitution and were encouraging you to like be free, sexually free.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 539 - History Hyenas of the Future (feat. Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas)

And supposedly there was sexual STDs running rampant through the French army those last six months before the Nazis took over them. And these guys were like fighting with like active chlamydia and VD where the Germans were just coming in fully loaded cocks on crystal meth ready to steamroll. Damn. And that's like a big part of like why they just beat the shit out of everybody.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 539 - History Hyenas of the Future (feat. Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas)

And supposedly there was sexual STDs running rampant through the French army those last six months before the Nazis took over them. And these guys were like fighting with like active chlamydia and VD where the Germans were just coming in fully loaded cocks on crystal meth ready to steamroll. Damn. And that's like a big part of like why they just beat the shit out of everybody.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 539 - History Hyenas of the Future (feat. Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas)

But then as the war went on, the crystal meth, obviously you can't take that for so long. Then even Hitler, you started to go nuts. It's just like rock and roll.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 539 - History Hyenas of the Future (feat. Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas)

But then as the war went on, the crystal meth, obviously you can't take that for so long. Then even Hitler, you started to go nuts. It's just like rock and roll.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 539 - History Hyenas of the Future (feat. Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas)

Dude, imagine coming out of that. A lot of Nazi soldiers killed themselves when they got back to Germany because they were like, not only does the world hate us, but like, I didn't want to do this. I was on meth. And I killed all these people and did all this shit and I'm done. And then they killed themselves. I think you can't do war without drugs.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 539 - History Hyenas of the Future (feat. Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas)

Dude, imagine coming out of that. A lot of Nazi soldiers killed themselves when they got back to Germany because they were like, not only does the world hate us, but like, I didn't want to do this. I was on meth. And I killed all these people and did all this shit and I'm done. And then they killed themselves. I think you can't do war without drugs.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 539 - History Hyenas of the Future (feat. Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas)

Well, that's like World War I. You ever seen that story about the French and the British on Christmas Day? They're sitting there in the trenches. They have... They're there for a year. Each side has moved up like 50 yards max. There was No Man's Land it was called where it was all like mines and everybody would just die there.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 539 - History Hyenas of the Future (feat. Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas)

Well, that's like World War I. You ever seen that story about the French and the British on Christmas Day? They're sitting there in the trenches. They have... They're there for a year. Each side has moved up like 50 yards max. There was No Man's Land it was called where it was all like mines and everybody would just die there.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 539 - History Hyenas of the Future (feat. Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas)

So Christmas, I forgot which side, but one of them basically called a timeout and they all went out to No Man's Land and had Christmas dinner together, drinking, eating. And then they went back December 26th and started killing each other again. It's a fascinating thing in World War I, Christmas dinner.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 539 - History Hyenas of the Future (feat. Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas)

So Christmas, I forgot which side, but one of them basically called a timeout and they all went out to No Man's Land and had Christmas dinner together, drinking, eating. And then they went back December 26th and started killing each other again. It's a fascinating thing in World War I, Christmas dinner.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 539 - History Hyenas of the Future (feat. Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas)

Yeah. Just hang out. You're like, this is just a regular guy. I don't hate this guy.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 539 - History Hyenas of the Future (feat. Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas)

Yeah. Just hang out. You're like, this is just a regular guy. I don't hate this guy.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 539 - History Hyenas of the Future (feat. Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas)

Well, like the Japanese, like the emperor was just like, guys, if you fly your planes into the sides of this, you know, fly your planes into the sides of the American boats, I can personally, I'm the emperor, dude. I guarantee you're getting into heaven. You can have whatever you want.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 539 - History Hyenas of the Future (feat. Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas)

Well, like the Japanese, like the emperor was just like, guys, if you fly your planes into the sides of this, you know, fly your planes into the sides of the American boats, I can personally, I'm the emperor, dude. I guarantee you're getting into heaven. You can have whatever you want.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 539 - History Hyenas of the Future (feat. Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas)

If I was the president, I would just go to war with Portland. I would just say, get these guys out of here.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 539 - History Hyenas of the Future (feat. Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas)

If I was the president, I would just go to war with Portland. I would just say, get these guys out of here.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 539 - History Hyenas of the Future (feat. Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas)

Do you think we're going to come together as a planet and fight whoever's controlling the drones? Like these drone things? You think like the aliens, you think the alien invasion, this project, blue light or beam light, whatever?