Chris Distefano
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Podcast Appearances
I mean, Bob Lazar, I believe that guy Bob Lazar saw all that stuff years ago. I was telling everyone about it.
Yeah. Rogan just posted yesterday on his Instagram, like to explain like this footage. And it was like this unedited footage and it's just two orbs like That just happened, I guess, last night. And they just the way they shoot off into space is not. And, you know, Rogan saying this is unedited footage. This is real.
Yeah. Rogan just posted yesterday on his Instagram, like to explain like this footage. And it was like this unedited footage and it's just two orbs like That just happened, I guess, last night. And they just the way they shoot off into space is not. And, you know, Rogan saying this is unedited footage. This is real.
People might go far in life with no shame, but it's not good.
People might go far in life with no shame, but it's not good.
It's not good.
It's not good.
you gotta have a balance you gotta be like turn off the shame for certain things yeah and then but then turn it back on when you're gonna blow your dog or or you're gonna just you know take a kid into a fucking harem and drink their blood you want to turn the shame off for that yeah yeah just slow blowing you want you want to turn the shit yeah you want to turn the shame all the way up at a party and then you want to just turn it off when you're fucking hitting the stage yeah yeah
you gotta have a balance you gotta be like turn off the shame for certain things yeah and then but then turn it back on when you're gonna blow your dog or or you're gonna just you know take a kid into a fucking harem and drink their blood you want to turn the shame off for that yeah yeah just slow blowing you want you want to turn the shit yeah you want to turn the shame all the way up at a party and then you want to just turn it off when you're fucking hitting the stage yeah yeah
yeah god damn dude the slow the slow blow it's really dude it's just gonna be quiet a quiet slow blow job to a male friend there's gonna be something that i might i might honestly bring it up on rogan and just ask his assessment he would love that yeah what man what the fuck you're talking about
yeah god damn dude the slow the slow blow it's really dude it's just gonna be quiet a quiet slow blow job to a male friend there's gonna be something that i might i might honestly bring it up on rogan and just ask his assessment he would love that yeah what man what the fuck you're talking about
And I remember once, I remember the last time I went on, I was saying how attracted I was to this trans actress on the show Baby Reindeer and thinking like he was going to be like, you know, back and forth. And he just went, ugh, it's disgusting. And then he just started talking about alligators and I was fucked.
And I remember once, I remember the last time I went on, I was saying how attracted I was to this trans actress on the show Baby Reindeer and thinking like he was going to be like, you know, back and forth. And he just went, ugh, it's disgusting. And then he just started talking about alligators and I was fucked.
And he does that, by the way, three times a week. It's not like he does it once a week.
And he does that, by the way, three times a week. It's not like he does it once a week.
Yeah, I'm like, why am I giving gems to these people at dinner when I could just be doing that on Patreon?
Yeah, I'm like, why am I giving gems to these people at dinner when I could just be doing that on Patreon?
Dude, we were filming. We were literally talking to our driver yesterday because he was like a liberal guy from Texas. So we were like going crazy. We couldn't believe that we finally met one, whatever. And he was like an older guy and we're having fun, whatever, talking. I was recording the whole thing. I was like, oh, this would be good on Patreon.
Dude, we were filming. We were literally talking to our driver yesterday because he was like a liberal guy from Texas. So we were like going crazy. We couldn't believe that we finally met one, whatever. And he was like an older guy and we're having fun, whatever, talking. I was recording the whole thing. I was like, oh, this would be good on Patreon.
And then at the end when he's dropping us off, he says like the address of where we are. And then Jan's like, oh, we probably shouldn't post that, dude. He just said the address. And the guy was like, are you recording me? Yeah. And then I just, I slowly put down, I was like, no, no, no, no, no.