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Chris Distefano

πŸ‘€ Speaker
4162 total appearances

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KILL TONY
#687 - JOE DEROSA + CHRIS DISTEFANO

You have great premises.

KILL TONY
#687 - JOE DEROSA + CHRIS DISTEFANO

Yeah, the advice Joe got, and then he stopped doing comedy and opened up a sandwich shop.

KILL TONY
#687 - JOE DEROSA + CHRIS DISTEFANO

So... That was the advice?

KILL TONY
#687 - JOE DEROSA + CHRIS DISTEFANO

That was the advice.

KILL TONY
#687 - JOE DEROSA + CHRIS DISTEFANO

They were like, please do something else.

KILL TONY
#687 - JOE DEROSA + CHRIS DISTEFANO

They're like, you know what you'd be better at?

KILL TONY
#687 - JOE DEROSA + CHRIS DISTEFANO

Cold cuts.

KILL TONY
#687 - JOE DEROSA + CHRIS DISTEFANO

And I just, you know, I really think you're awesome.

KILL TONY
#687 - JOE DEROSA + CHRIS DISTEFANO

And me, you know, me and your dad would love to hang out with you after this.

KILL TONY
#687 - JOE DEROSA + CHRIS DISTEFANO

That's wild.

KILL TONY
#687 - JOE DEROSA + CHRIS DISTEFANO

This woman would rather stay in a Ugandan village than watch me.

KILL TONY
#687 - JOE DEROSA + CHRIS DISTEFANO

Yeah.

KILL TONY
#687 - JOE DEROSA + CHRIS DISTEFANO

What the fuck are you talking about?

KILL TONY
#687 - JOE DEROSA + CHRIS DISTEFANO

By the way, hitting play and pause on Spotify on an iPhone as a comic, that's not DJing.

KILL TONY
#687 - JOE DEROSA + CHRIS DISTEFANO

Let's not get carried away.

KILL TONY
#687 - JOE DEROSA + CHRIS DISTEFANO

He's talking like he's fucking Kid Cudi.

KILL TONY
#687 - JOE DEROSA + CHRIS DISTEFANO

Right.

KILL TONY
#687 - JOE DEROSA + CHRIS DISTEFANO

This is fucking disgusting, God damn it.

KILL TONY
#687 - JOE DEROSA + CHRIS DISTEFANO

Are your parents still alive or have they on or killed themselves?

KILL TONY
#687 - JOE DEROSA + CHRIS DISTEFANO

Don't, don't... Are you a guy?