Chris Distefano
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Podcast Appearances
You have great premises.
Yeah, the advice Joe got, and then he stopped doing comedy and opened up a sandwich shop.
So... That was the advice?
They were like, please do something else.
They're like, you know what you'd be better at?
And I just, you know, I really think you're awesome.
And me, you know, me and your dad would love to hang out with you after this.
This woman would rather stay in a Ugandan village than watch me.
What the fuck are you talking about?
By the way, hitting play and pause on Spotify on an iPhone as a comic, that's not DJing.
Let's not get carried away.
He's talking like he's fucking Kid Cudi.
This is fucking disgusting, God damn it.
Are your parents still alive or have they on or killed themselves?
Don't, don't... Are you a guy?