#687 - JOE DEROSA + CHRIS DISTEFANO
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What is discussed at the start of this section?
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What are the details about the Kill Tony show?
And now, here's a brand new episode of Kill Tony.
Hey, this is Redman coming to you live from the Comedy Mothership here in Austin, Texas for a brand new episode of Kill Tony. Give it up for Tony Hemsclay!
Who's ready for the best fucking Monday night of their lives, huh?
We made it. You are here. You guys did it. You're here. This is the number one live podcast in the world.
What sponsorships are mentioned in this episode?
Kill Tony brought to you this week by HelloFresh and Mando. Make some noise for Red Band, everybody. Hi. We've been doing this a long time. And how about one more time for the best damn band in the land? On the horns, the great Carlos Sosa, Fernando Castillo, Raul Vallejo, and Michael Gonzalez on the drums. Over here, we have Matt Muehling on the electric guitar playing a brand new guitar, thanks to John Page Classic and the leader of the band, an undeniable force. This is the great John Bees on the keys, everybody. Deep Madness is playing by himself at another venue that nobody knows about because he's blind. You know what I'm saying? We have a fun show lined up for you. Before we get started, here's a little bit more from the amazing sponsors that made it all possible.
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How do the hosts introduce their guests?
Here we go. Anything can happen. I lined up two of the funniest guests that we've ever had on this show, two of the funniest guests in the world, two of my favorite comedians, legends of New York, here quite often because Austin is the new comedy capital of the world. Ladies and gentlemen, your guests tonight, two of the greatest. Make some noise for Chris DeStefano and Joe DeRosa.
226 sign-ups, and two of my favorite guests of all time. What's up, Chris? Hello, how you doing? Feeling good? Absolutely. Absolutely. You look good. We're going to have some fucking fun tonight. Yeah, beautiful crowd. There it is, great hat. This guy wearing a fucking Gucci bucket hat up here.
I know, dude. You really look like an idiot.
It's unbelievable.
But it's good. You're owning it, and it's about confidence. Yeah, dude. No, don't pull it down. It makes it worse. But it's good. Good for you.
That is an incredible hat. Joe DeRosa, what do you think about how dumb this fucking guy looks? What do the GGs on it stand for? Wow, you're so poor and cheap. It stands for, the GG stands for gay guy. That's how I know what it means. Wait, what do the GG stand for?
Gucci.
You fucking free t-shirt wearing motherfucker. You bought that? I like that you're wearing the thing your dad bought you at the game. No fucking start. We just got out here. Oh, Michael's playing those drums. Oh, he did not like me saying he just works out and plays the drums. One joke on Tony just... You angry little fucking Mexican bastard. Look at this fucking bad boy burrito back here. Jesus Christ. Fucking spicy quesadilla tonight, huh? All right. Fucking unbelievable. Oh, your dad bought you a shirt, Michael. Just... Shut the fuck up back there, you motherfucking...
It sounded like a Tommy Lee solo.
I made a joke about Michael during the commercial break and he's getting his revenge over here.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:01–0:30
2
What are the details about the Kill Tony show?
0:30–1:25
3
What sponsorships are mentioned in this episode?
1:25–3:18
4
How do the hosts introduce their guests?
3:18–1:05:24
5
What humorous advice does Tony give Drew?
1:05:24–1:05:47
6
What opening line does Heidi suggest?
1:05:47–1:05:59
7
How does Drew describe his feelings during the interaction?
1:05:59–1:06:57
8
What happens when Drew tries to engage with the audience?
1:06:57–2:08:07