Chris Distefano

She's like, why don't we just set a time once every two weeks?

Maybe you and I can go into the backyard or something and just talk about the finances because you're getting a little obsessed.

She was like, my daughter Violet is four.

She was like, you were talking to Violet about bonds.

and she doesn't know like what that means and it's just like I don't think you understand and I was like well I just want her to be absorbing it now and understand what a treasury bond is she was like I get that but she just wants to watch Miss Rachel and we just got a puppy oh we got a puppy that's the new thing that's the new thing puppy's good yeah I said what is how can I make my life how can I put the treadmill

to the highest incline, and I said, let's get a six-week-old Siberian husky puppy.

A husky?

A husky, dude.

You're stupid, dude.

Stupid.

The most energetic dog that sheds.

They're like mean.

Yeah, that needs to be walked all the time.

Hot as fuck, shedding.

It's around a Puerto Rican family who needs it, you know, who's always like, Jasmine is like constantly, constantly, constantly freezing when it's like 90 degrees.

So now it's like you have this dog that it needs to be 20 degrees.

Yeah.

at all times, so I've messed that up.

In fairness, in fairness, we were getting worn down by our daughters to get a dog when I didn't want to get one.

I was resisting.