Chris Distefano

And he's just sit there two and a half hours talking about lenses.

Yes, Eldis looks like me if he was born in Hiroshima in 1945.

if his dad's balls were just in nuclear goo yes we were born in Chernobyl Chernobyl's it absolutely yeah so no but I I think that um yeah it's our relationship is you know we come and do this podcast we have sex we have hot we have

gorgeous sex, but then we both go back to our committed relationship, from Stavi's World to History Hyenas, and everybody wins.

We are kind of like, we're like a legal affair.

We can have an affair with each other, we can be good, and everybody's winning.

Yeah, and then Bert and Tom can go do whatever they need to, and then they can come back, and everything's good.

We've kept the seats warm.

That's right.

And this is what it is.

Yes.

And this would be good, I think, moving forward for relationships in general, because everyone always says the same thing, like, oh, I would never cheat on my wife if she would just allow me to have sex with other women.

It would be better for us if you let me have sex with other women.

the further the time zone the closer you can get to fucking a Latina the entire borough of Staten Island is agreeing with me right now but it's like people make this argument oh if I could step out it would make things better now who knows if it's true or not I would never try I love my family but I will say that for podcasting this works you and I said we were like you know because they said oh we want you and Stavi to do a show for YMH and we said we can't we're not doing this shit long term but coming in

Seasonal?

Yeah, we're the two guys with Down syndrome that come and help out the big markets like Walmart and Target to just... Absolutely.

We're getting thrown a bone here.

Absolutely.

It's the fight nobody saw coming.

Jake Paul versus Anthony Joshua live on Netflix December 19th.