Chris Distefano

I mean, I'm just, the thing is with me. You can always tell by his tit. He said he's not going to the garage. Yeah, but I've been still working out, though. Yeah, he looks good. He's fucking jacked right now. I do push-ups, pull-ups, sit-ups every single day. In the house? In the house. I do it every single day. I put a pull-up bar on my stepson's bedroom.

I mean, I'm just, the thing is with me. You can always tell by his tit. He said he's not going to the garage. Yeah, but I've been still working out, though. Yeah, he looks good. He's fucking jacked right now. I do push-ups, pull-ups, sit-ups every single day. In the house? In the house. I do it every single day. I put a pull-up bar on my stepson's bedroom.

I mean, I'm just, the thing is with me. You can always tell by his tit. He said he's not going to the garage. Yeah, but I've been still working out, though. Yeah, he looks good. He's fucking jacked right now. I do push-ups, pull-ups, sit-ups every single day. In the house? In the house. I do it every single day. I put a pull-up bar on my stepson's bedroom.

So I'll go in there at 5.30 in the morning, and I'll just do pull-ups, and then if he wakes up, he wakes up. If not, I just keep fucking going. Sometimes I wake him up with a fart. Wait, is it in the doorway? It's in the doorway in his bedroom. It's the only doorway that fits because it's a fucking beaten down piece of shithouse.

So I'll go in there at 5.30 in the morning, and I'll just do pull-ups, and then if he wakes up, he wakes up. If not, I just keep fucking going. Sometimes I wake him up with a fart. Wait, is it in the doorway? It's in the doorway in his bedroom. It's the only doorway that fits because it's a fucking beaten down piece of shithouse.

So I'll go in there at 5.30 in the morning, and I'll just do pull-ups, and then if he wakes up, he wakes up. If not, I just keep fucking going. Sometimes I wake him up with a fart. Wait, is it in the doorway? It's in the doorway in his bedroom. It's the only doorway that fits because it's a fucking beaten down piece of shithouse.

Yeah. I try to encourage him to get up and make his bed and do pull-ups with me, but he won't do it. He just tries to sleep. But I bang out my 50 pull-ups. Then I go. You do 50 pull-ups? Not in a row. Five sets of 10.

Yeah. I try to encourage him to get up and make his bed and do pull-ups with me, but he won't do it. He just tries to sleep. But I bang out my 50 pull-ups. Then I go. You do 50 pull-ups? Not in a row. Five sets of 10.

Yeah. I try to encourage him to get up and make his bed and do pull-ups with me, but he won't do it. He just tries to sleep. But I bang out my 50 pull-ups. Then I go. You do 50 pull-ups? Not in a row. Five sets of 10.

And then I go into— You would have to be the strongest man in the world. I do the pull-ups in his room. This is 530 in the morning. I go in his room. First thing, I knock out the pull-ups. Then I go downstairs in the living room. I bang out my push-ups. Then I go—I have a back room. I go and do my—I got a mat set up there. I do my sit-ups.

And then I go into— You would have to be the strongest man in the world. I do the pull-ups in his room. This is 530 in the morning. I go in his room. First thing, I knock out the pull-ups. Then I go downstairs in the living room. I bang out my push-ups. Then I go—I have a back room. I go and do my—I got a mat set up there. I do my sit-ups.

And then I go into— You would have to be the strongest man in the world. I do the pull-ups in his room. This is 530 in the morning. I go in his room. First thing, I knock out the pull-ups. Then I go downstairs in the living room. I bang out my push-ups. Then I go—I have a back room. I go and do my—I got a mat set up there. I do my sit-ups.

That's what I do, and I try to get that—bang that all out by 615. Then we start making coffee. One kid starts waking up. We start making dinner. I mean, we start making breakfast, heating up the milks for the baby. Who wants a fucking tuna fish sandwich? We start doing shit. Sure. Yeah. There they go.

That's what I do, and I try to get that—bang that all out by 615. Then we start making coffee. One kid starts waking up. We start making dinner. I mean, we start making breakfast, heating up the milks for the baby. Who wants a fucking tuna fish sandwich? We start doing shit. Sure. Yeah. There they go.

That's what I do, and I try to get that—bang that all out by 615. Then we start making coffee. One kid starts waking up. We start making dinner. I mean, we start making breakfast, heating up the milks for the baby. Who wants a fucking tuna fish sandwich? We start doing shit. Sure. Yeah. There they go.

Unless I got late, late, late spots, I typically go to bed.

Unless I got late, late, late spots, I typically go to bed.

Unless I got late, late, late spots, I typically go to bed.

No, I'm saying, like, if I'm on the road and the show starts at 1030, the headliner's not going on until 1115. I might not get back to the room till 1 o'clock in the morning. But if I'm home in the city, I almost am never awake past 11 p.m.

No, I'm saying, like, if I'm on the road and the show starts at 1030, the headliner's not going on until 1115. I might not get back to the room till 1 o'clock in the morning. But if I'm home in the city, I almost am never awake past 11 p.m.