History Hyenas!

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Why should you check out the Route 66 special?

H. Foley 0:00
Dan, you want to thank everybody for all the love and support on the Route 66 special. It is out now. If you haven't seen it, do yourself a favor and check it out.
Kevin Ryan 0:08
Yeah, and the Back on the Block tour starts this week. Tickets still available for Pontiac, Michigan, March 8th. March 11th, Milwaukee Improv. And then March 14th, Minneapolis, Minnesota at the Fillmore. Get your tickets on eBarbers.com. We'll see you there.

What is 'Are You Garbage?' all about?

H. Foley 0:20
Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage? It's that little show where you sit there with your favorite comedians, and we find that they're good to be classy.
Kevin Ryan 0:50
Yeah.
H. Foley 0:50
But they're just a big old piece of trash. Wee-shon-jing. I'm your host. I was about to go, trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, Dave Foley, coming at you on a glorious day. We're out back here at Tooties and the New Editions. She's out hitting the links, believe it or not. Okay. Working on her short game for the spring. All right. You know, a little winter rules. Sure. She's got a caddy, lets her in. All right. Whatever. Mike Coates is coming at you from right next to me, unamused this week. He's a tough layup this kid. My co-host, CEO of Are You Garbage, international businessman, Kevin James Ryan.
Kevin Ryan 1:23
Hey, what's up, everybody? Shout out to you. Thanks for tuning in. As always, make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube and now full video available on Spotify. Check that out. Then the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com. Are You Garbage?
H. Foley 1:35
Check that out. Check out that Route 66 tour. Cook it over there on a used to page. Well, we couldn't be more excited to have two of our incredibly special guests here with us today. Two of the absolute funniest, two of the best, couple of good-looking kids, too, let's be honest. Ladies and gentlemen, the history hyenas. Yeah, Mommy and Daddy.

Who are the History Hyenas and why are they on the show?

Unknown 1:52
Mommy and Daddy.
Yannis Pappas 1:54
We got the boys here. Yeah, Mommy and Daddy, we reconciled. The divorce has been rescinded.
Chris Distefano 2:01
We're back. We got the kids back. We got everybody. Well, we lost a couple of kids in the divorce, but that's okay. But Yanni, my wife.
Yannis Pappas 2:09
Not for long. Go to patreon.com slash history hyenas.
Chris Distefano 2:12
Yeah.
Yannis Pappas 2:13
I hear the sex is better than ever.
Chris Distefano 2:15
We're going to have a battle of the patriots. Well, the sex is better than ever because Yanni, my wife, lost the weight. Yanni's weighing in at 196 now. It's the first time I see my lady. First time I see my lady under two hundo pairs.
H. Foley 2:27
Johnny, you did come in really first day of school in it. You got the new boots on.
Kevin Ryan 2:31
That's a guy whose wife dressed him. Put on your boots. He's got his brand new car art boots on.
Yannis Pappas 2:36
Hey, never see me outside. You know what I really don't like about this era? Is every person asks me, are you doing something?
Chris Distefano 2:47
Ozempic. It's just everyone. What are you on? You're doing it?
Yannis Pappas 2:50
Did you do it naturally?
Chris Distefano 2:51
Yeah, and then you say, no, I'm just on repressed childhood memories.
Yannis Pappas 2:55
That's what I'm eating. It's called depression.
H. Foley 2:58
It's called depression. They don't know the value of an old weight bench in the garage.
Yannis Pappas 3:02
They just crank it out to some blue oyster cult. You know, the problem is the ceiling in my garage is too low. So I can't get a treadmill or else I'd go through the sheetrock. I don't think that's a garage. I was going to say, what is it, for a tricycle?
Chris Distefano 3:14
That's a tricycle?

How does buying and selling homes lead to chaos?

Yannis Pappas 3:15
It's only for convertibles? Yeah. Unfortunately, my garage is a little bit of a problem. It's got low ceilings. Why don't you get a lift for the garage?
Chris Distefano 3:21
Why don't we raise the ceiling a little bit? Raise the roof. Wait, hold on. That doesn't make any sense.
Yannis Pappas 3:25
How do you get the car in there? The car, when I pop the hood, I have to control the pop. So it doesn't hit the, I got to open it by hand. What? What?
Chris Distefano 3:33
So if you had an SUV, you can't get one in there.
Yannis Pappas 3:37
You can't get one in there. Is it a drop ceiling? No, it's not even a drop ceiling. It's just when they built it, I guess it was built for Chinese.

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