Chris Distefano
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Podcast Appearances
I walk in, she'll say, oh, hi, sweetie. I'll say hi, and she goes... Every time, she goes, there's a plate for you in the oven. She puts the plate in the oven, and it's just there. There's, like, warm food for me. Doesn't matter how hungry I am. If she's awake and in there, she's, oh, I put a plate for you in the oven. Or in the microwave. It's there. It's my heaven. It's what it is.
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Not only that, and then they wanted her and tell him what they wanted.
Not only that, and then they wanted her and tell him what they wanted.
Not only that, and then they wanted her and tell him what they wanted.
He signed her ashtray. Is that classy? Oh, God. And she still has it. She has an ashtray that's signed by Maurice that she won't dump it.
He signed her ashtray. Is that classy? Oh, God. And she still has it. She has an ashtray that's signed by Maurice that she won't dump it.
He signed her ashtray. Is that classy? Oh, God. And she still has it. She has an ashtray that's signed by Maurice that she won't dump it.
True story. True story. She won't ask you.
True story. True story. She won't ask you.
True story. True story. She won't ask you.
Is there anything? What's the meaning behind the ashtray? She uses it a lot. She uses it a lot, and she just wanted him to sign the ashtray, and he did. I mean, that's bonkers. Yeah, I love it.
Is there anything? What's the meaning behind the ashtray? She uses it a lot. She uses it a lot, and she just wanted him to sign the ashtray, and he did. I mean, that's bonkers. Yeah, I love it.
Is there anything? What's the meaning behind the ashtray? She uses it a lot. She uses it a lot, and she just wanted him to sign the ashtray, and he did. I mean, that's bonkers. Yeah, I love it.
That's a very New York thing. Yeah, I'll say that. I'll say, you know, obviously if it's Pete's regular slice, I'll just say, can I get a regular? That's it. Not a fucking plain slice with cheese or anything.