Chris Distefano
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overnight till the morning that's all you get yeah i see people with with open umbrellas out in front of it and i'm like that's dry that's a goochers oh that's another thing my girl won't she've walked out of two houses that work perfect because they didn't have coat closets as soon as you open the door she's like i'm not putting i'm not going to live in a house where i have to walk down the hallway to the coat closet i respect that yeah she's like because the kids are gonna the house can be messed i'm gonna get angry there's not enough room to even build a coat closet we can't buy this house
I tried to put up a little fucking shed inside the house. You won't have that either.
I tried to put up a little fucking shed inside the house. You won't have that either.
I tried to put up a little fucking shed inside the house. You won't have that either.
How about this? My neighbor across the hallway from me in the apartment used to live in 6802 Ridge Boulevard. They used to leave their bicycle outside their door.
How about this? My neighbor across the hallway from me in the apartment used to live in 6802 Ridge Boulevard. They used to leave their bicycle outside their door.
How about this? My neighbor across the hallway from me in the apartment used to live in 6802 Ridge Boulevard. They used to leave their bicycle outside their door.
I didn't care, but the super would get angry. We'd get these passive-aggressive emails. Do not leave your bicycle out. The fire department will give us tickets.
I didn't care, but the super would get angry. We'd get these passive-aggressive emails. Do not leave your bicycle out. The fire department will give us tickets.
I didn't care, but the super would get angry. We'd get these passive-aggressive emails. Do not leave your bicycle out. The fire department will give us tickets.
Yeah. That was his Asian accent. Yeah, he was from New Jersey.
Yeah. That was his Asian accent. Yeah, he was from New Jersey.
Yeah. That was his Asian accent. Yeah, he was from New Jersey.
until you got to give it up good question chrissy or is there a time limit dude you get 30 set or what what is it this is gonna be a tough question for him i know him well i mean he's probably the best parallel parker i've ever fucking there's nothing in my crazy there's nothing it's fucking quick parks do you know how like it's like wayne grant that's the autism i'm doing he's working the angle bro i'm doing it i'm doing the arenas in parallel parking lots
until you got to give it up good question chrissy or is there a time limit dude you get 30 set or what what is it this is gonna be a tough question for him i know him well i mean he's probably the best parallel parker i've ever fucking there's nothing in my crazy there's nothing it's fucking quick parks do you know how like it's like wayne grant that's the autism i'm doing he's working the angle bro i'm doing it i'm doing the arenas in parallel parking lots
until you got to give it up good question chrissy or is there a time limit dude you get 30 set or what what is it this is gonna be a tough question for him i know him well i mean he's probably the best parallel parker i've ever fucking there's nothing in my crazy there's nothing it's fucking quick parks do you know how like it's like wayne grant that's the autism i'm doing he's working the angle bro i'm doing it i'm doing the arenas in parallel parking lots
Literally, I'm talking about my blood pressure is the lowest it is all day. He's three-move Chrissy. Really?