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Chris Distefano

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
4040 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Sure. Because, you know, it's, but he's remained who he is, which that's what I love about it. You want to talk about penises, have you ever seen Diplo's dick? No. Pull it up. Are you serious? I mean, you want to talk about a fucking pocket rocket? Really? Whoa. Diplo's penis. Whoa, whoa, wee, wah. No, but there's pictures of his beef. You got to take your fucking safety off.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Sure. Because, you know, it's, but he's remained who he is, which that's what I love about it. You want to talk about penises, have you ever seen Diplo's dick? No. Pull it up. Are you serious? I mean, you want to talk about a fucking pocket rocket? Really? Whoa. Diplo's penis. Whoa, whoa, wee, wah. No, but there's pictures of his beef. You got to take your fucking safety off.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Sure. Because, you know, it's, but he's remained who he is, which that's what I love about it. You want to talk about penises, have you ever seen Diplo's dick? No. Pull it up. Are you serious? I mean, you want to talk about a fucking pocket rocket? Really? Whoa. Diplo's penis. Whoa, whoa, wee, wah. No, but there's pictures of his beef. You got to take your fucking safety off.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah, take the safety off. Filters, filters. His actual hard penis is out there.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah, take the safety off. Filters, filters. His actual hard penis is out there.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah, take the safety off. Filters, filters. His actual hard penis is out there.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

His actual hard penis. I used to have it. I used to try to pass it along as dick pics for me.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

His actual hard penis. I used to have it. I used to try to pass it along as dick pics for me.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

His actual hard penis. I used to have it. I used to try to pass it along as dick pics for me.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

No, this isn't it. Is that it on the upper left, maybe? Is that it? Who's that? Orlando Bloom? Who takes it after they took a piss? Yeah. I don't know. No, that's not it. A lot of dick dicks. Oh, no, it's... Damn it. I wish... I don't have it in my phone anymore. Goddamn, Jasmine started deleting it all. Go to the... The UCAP, it should be on the UCAP.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

No, this isn't it. Is that it on the upper left, maybe? Is that it? Who's that? Orlando Bloom? Who takes it after they took a piss? Yeah. I don't know. No, that's not it. A lot of dick dicks. Oh, no, it's... Damn it. I wish... I don't have it in my phone anymore. Goddamn, Jasmine started deleting it all. Go to the... The UCAP, it should be on the UCAP.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

No, this isn't it. Is that it on the upper left, maybe? Is that it? Who's that? Orlando Bloom? Who takes it after they took a piss? Yeah. I don't know. No, that's not it. A lot of dick dicks. Oh, no, it's... Damn it. I wish... I don't have it in my phone anymore. Goddamn, Jasmine started deleting it all. Go to the... The UCAP, it should be on the UCAP.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

His paid stick's 100 out of 100, no additives. Diplo's got a big dick, huh? Diplo's got a nice piece. Now, yeah.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

His paid stick's 100 out of 100, no additives. Diplo's got a big dick, huh? Diplo's got a nice piece. Now, yeah.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

His paid stick's 100 out of 100, no additives. Diplo's got a big dick, huh? Diplo's got a nice piece. Now, yeah.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah. After the nighttime, you get chlamydia. You're like, you know what? I don't need to walk this off anymore. Why don't we just retire the good old dick and balls? And then now at least I know when I have a little pain during urination, I said, it's not an STD. It could be cancer, but that's better. At least it's just a fucking prostate cancer. Because that, and I also just felt like,

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah. After the nighttime, you get chlamydia. You're like, you know what? I don't need to walk this off anymore. Why don't we just retire the good old dick and balls? And then now at least I know when I have a little pain during urination, I said, it's not an STD. It could be cancer, but that's better. At least it's just a fucking prostate cancer. Because that, and I also just felt like,

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah. After the nighttime, you get chlamydia. You're like, you know what? I don't need to walk this off anymore. Why don't we just retire the good old dick and balls? And then now at least I know when I have a little pain during urination, I said, it's not an STD. It could be cancer, but that's better. At least it's just a fucking prostate cancer. Because that, and I also just felt like,

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I kind of felt like there's no way I'm going to be able to even make it through this career unless I have some type, like you have your rock in the ocean, Leanne, right? So like I, that's what I have. I have my empanada. I have my empanada in the fryer, Jasmine.