Chris Distefano
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Sure. Because, you know, it's, but he's remained who he is, which that's what I love about it. You want to talk about penises, have you ever seen Diplo's dick? No. Pull it up. Are you serious? I mean, you want to talk about a fucking pocket rocket? Really? Whoa. Diplo's penis. Whoa, whoa, wee, wah. No, but there's pictures of his beef. You got to take your fucking safety off.
Sure. Because, you know, it's, but he's remained who he is, which that's what I love about it. You want to talk about penises, have you ever seen Diplo's dick? No. Pull it up. Are you serious? I mean, you want to talk about a fucking pocket rocket? Really? Whoa. Diplo's penis. Whoa, whoa, wee, wah. No, but there's pictures of his beef. You got to take your fucking safety off.
Sure. Because, you know, it's, but he's remained who he is, which that's what I love about it. You want to talk about penises, have you ever seen Diplo's dick? No. Pull it up. Are you serious? I mean, you want to talk about a fucking pocket rocket? Really? Whoa. Diplo's penis. Whoa, whoa, wee, wah. No, but there's pictures of his beef. You got to take your fucking safety off.
Yeah, take the safety off. Filters, filters. His actual hard penis is out there.
Yeah, take the safety off. Filters, filters. His actual hard penis is out there.
Yeah, take the safety off. Filters, filters. His actual hard penis is out there.
His actual hard penis. I used to have it. I used to try to pass it along as dick pics for me.
His actual hard penis. I used to have it. I used to try to pass it along as dick pics for me.
His actual hard penis. I used to have it. I used to try to pass it along as dick pics for me.
No, this isn't it. Is that it on the upper left, maybe? Is that it? Who's that? Orlando Bloom? Who takes it after they took a piss? Yeah. I don't know. No, that's not it. A lot of dick dicks. Oh, no, it's... Damn it. I wish... I don't have it in my phone anymore. Goddamn, Jasmine started deleting it all. Go to the... The UCAP, it should be on the UCAP.
No, this isn't it. Is that it on the upper left, maybe? Is that it? Who's that? Orlando Bloom? Who takes it after they took a piss? Yeah. I don't know. No, that's not it. A lot of dick dicks. Oh, no, it's... Damn it. I wish... I don't have it in my phone anymore. Goddamn, Jasmine started deleting it all. Go to the... The UCAP, it should be on the UCAP.
No, this isn't it. Is that it on the upper left, maybe? Is that it? Who's that? Orlando Bloom? Who takes it after they took a piss? Yeah. I don't know. No, that's not it. A lot of dick dicks. Oh, no, it's... Damn it. I wish... I don't have it in my phone anymore. Goddamn, Jasmine started deleting it all. Go to the... The UCAP, it should be on the UCAP.
His paid stick's 100 out of 100, no additives. Diplo's got a big dick, huh? Diplo's got a nice piece. Now, yeah.
His paid stick's 100 out of 100, no additives. Diplo's got a big dick, huh? Diplo's got a nice piece. Now, yeah.
His paid stick's 100 out of 100, no additives. Diplo's got a big dick, huh? Diplo's got a nice piece. Now, yeah.
Yeah. After the nighttime, you get chlamydia. You're like, you know what? I don't need to walk this off anymore. Why don't we just retire the good old dick and balls? And then now at least I know when I have a little pain during urination, I said, it's not an STD. It could be cancer, but that's better. At least it's just a fucking prostate cancer. Because that, and I also just felt like,
Yeah. After the nighttime, you get chlamydia. You're like, you know what? I don't need to walk this off anymore. Why don't we just retire the good old dick and balls? And then now at least I know when I have a little pain during urination, I said, it's not an STD. It could be cancer, but that's better. At least it's just a fucking prostate cancer. Because that, and I also just felt like,
Yeah. After the nighttime, you get chlamydia. You're like, you know what? I don't need to walk this off anymore. Why don't we just retire the good old dick and balls? And then now at least I know when I have a little pain during urination, I said, it's not an STD. It could be cancer, but that's better. At least it's just a fucking prostate cancer. Because that, and I also just felt like,
I kind of felt like there's no way I'm going to be able to even make it through this career unless I have some type, like you have your rock in the ocean, Leanne, right? So like I, that's what I have. I have my empanada. I have my empanada in the fryer, Jasmine.