Chris Distefano

Because I thought I wanted, I was like, oh, me, we're not going to work out. So I was like, let's sell our fucking beautiful home with a 2.8% interest rate. But it's really just because I wasn't, I was scared to commit to anything. And now I'm fucking out there, fucking dick in the wind with mortgage rates at 7%. Fucking 20% sold in the pre-sale.

Because I thought I wanted, I was like, oh, me, we're not going to work out. So I was like, let's sell our fucking beautiful home with a 2.8% interest rate. But it's really just because I wasn't, I was scared to commit to anything. And now I'm fucking out there, fucking dick in the wind with mortgage rates at 7%. Fucking 20% sold in the pre-sale.

Because I thought I wanted, I was like, oh, me, we're not going to work out. So I was like, let's sell our fucking beautiful home with a 2.8% interest rate. But it's really just because I wasn't, I was scared to commit to anything. And now I'm fucking out there, fucking dick in the wind with mortgage rates at 7%. Fucking 20% sold in the pre-sale.

I'm more responsible with money now than I've ever been. I have an accountant, of course, that I talk to. I talk to my accountant every day. Because I want to have a relationship with him where I'm like, what are we investing in? What are we doing? Because I feel that's my responsibility.

I'm more responsible with money now than I've ever been. I have an accountant, of course, that I talk to. I talk to my accountant every day. Because I want to have a relationship with him where I'm like, what are we investing in? What are we doing? Because I feel that's my responsibility.

I'm more responsible with money now than I've ever been. I have an accountant, of course, that I talk to. I talk to my accountant every day. Because I want to have a relationship with him where I'm like, what are we investing in? What are we doing? Because I feel that's my responsibility.

We have a little bit of an old school relationship in the sense of I do the money, the finance, I bring home the bacon, and then she takes care of the home.

We have a little bit of an old school relationship in the sense of I do the money, the finance, I bring home the bacon, and then she takes care of the home.

We have a little bit of an old school relationship in the sense of I do the money, the finance, I bring home the bacon, and then she takes care of the home.

And I got it diversified. We got some invested. We got some in the cash account. We got some in the kid's 529. We got some in fucking Bitcoin.

And I got it diversified. We got some invested. We got some in the cash account. We got some in the kid's 529. We got some in fucking Bitcoin.

And I got it diversified. We got some invested. We got some in the cash account. We got some in the kid's 529. We got some in fucking Bitcoin.

Got a little crypto, baby. Woo! Chrissy Crypto. I grabbed those coins like fucking Mario. For real? Yeah. Yes. Dude, I bought a couple of biddies low. I bought a couple of biddies in 2021, son. For real? Yes. So nothing's appreciated like that. I don't go crazy with it. I got a friend who has 100% of his money in Bitcoin.

Got a little crypto, baby. Woo! Chrissy Crypto. I grabbed those coins like fucking Mario. For real? Yeah. Yes. Dude, I bought a couple of biddies low. I bought a couple of biddies in 2021, son. For real? Yes. So nothing's appreciated like that. I don't go crazy with it. I got a friend who has 100% of his money in Bitcoin.

Got a little crypto, baby. Woo! Chrissy Crypto. I grabbed those coins like fucking Mario. For real? Yeah. Yes. Dude, I bought a couple of biddies low. I bought a couple of biddies in 2021, son. For real? Yes. So nothing's appreciated like that. I don't go crazy with it. I got a friend who has 100% of his money in Bitcoin.

I don't know who it is, but he has to have the most money in the NFL because of how much it went up. He has to. Now, I don't understand it all, but I don't need to understand it.

I don't know who it is, but he has to have the most money in the NFL because of how much it went up. He has to. Now, I don't understand it all, but I don't need to understand it.

I don't know who it is, but he has to have the most money in the NFL because of how much it went up. He has to. Now, I don't understand it all, but I don't need to understand it.

Wait, what? He bought 750 grand of Bitcoin?

Wait, what? He bought 750 grand of Bitcoin?