Chris Harris

And with motorcycles as well. Motorcycles, he... I had a bizarre... Working with him was wonderful, by the way. I loved him to bits. I'd like to make another TV show with him. I got... One of these gangs that steals motorcycles in the UK got me. So I was doing a voiceover in the centre of London. I've probably told... I might have written this story. I don't know if I've told it or not.

And with motorcycles as well. Motorcycles, he... I had a bizarre... Working with him was wonderful, by the way. I loved him to bits. I'd like to make another TV show with him. I got... One of these gangs that steals motorcycles in the UK got me. So I was doing a voiceover in the centre of London. I've probably told... I might have written this story. I don't know if I've told it or not.

And I had a new Ducati I'd bought. I like bikes. I'm not very good on them. But I like bikes. And I was trying to get better. And Matt's a very good rider. And I had this Ducati Panigale... with all the... It's the kind of shit you buy when you've just got a TV job, you know, and you think you're the dog's bollocks. Looking back, it's fucking embarrassing.

And I had a new Ducati I'd bought. I like bikes. I'm not very good on them. But I like bikes. And I was trying to get better. And Matt's a very good rider. And I had this Ducati Panigale... with all the... It's the kind of shit you buy when you've just got a TV job, you know, and you think you're the dog's bollocks. Looking back, it's fucking embarrassing.

And I had a new Ducati I'd bought. I like bikes. I'm not very good on them. But I like bikes. And I was trying to get better. And Matt's a very good rider. And I had this Ducati Panigale... with all the... It's the kind of shit you buy when you've just got a TV job, you know, and you think you're the dog's bollocks. Looking back, it's fucking embarrassing.

So I've parked it up in Soho, right in the centre of London, where the voiceover studio was. And I was a bit early, so I was milling about, wearing my leathers still, and I saw this bike moving past me, and I thought, that's a nice bike. Oh, shit, that's my bike. And I saw these guys, all in black, with stuff... sort of tinted visors, black everything.

So I've parked it up in Soho, right in the centre of London, where the voiceover studio was. And I was a bit early, so I was milling about, wearing my leathers still, and I saw this bike moving past me, and I thought, that's a nice bike. Oh, shit, that's my bike. And I saw these guys, all in black, with stuff... sort of tinted visors, black everything.

So I've parked it up in Soho, right in the centre of London, where the voiceover studio was. And I was a bit early, so I was milling about, wearing my leathers still, and I saw this bike moving past me, and I thought, that's a nice bike. Oh, shit, that's my bike. And I saw these guys, all in black, with stuff... sort of tinted visors, black everything.

What they do is they basically angle grind off the steering lock, the male part that goes into the headstock. They angle grind that off, break the steering, and then they have a moped behind or something quite powerful with a leg out and another guy and push your bike away in neutral. And they get it around the corner into a van and away it goes. And they did it right in front of me.

What they do is they basically angle grind off the steering lock, the male part that goes into the headstock. They angle grind that off, break the steering, and then they have a moped behind or something quite powerful with a leg out and another guy and push your bike away in neutral. And they get it around the corner into a van and away it goes. And they did it right in front of me.

What they do is they basically angle grind off the steering lock, the male part that goes into the headstock. They angle grind that off, break the steering, and then they have a moped behind or something quite powerful with a leg out and another guy and push your bike away in neutral. And they get it around the corner into a van and away it goes. And they did it right in front of me.

And so I walked up and I was like, this is my bike. I'm small, not a very big guy. I don't present any kind of a threat. And there was three of them. And I challenged them and I said, this is not on. And I started swearing and one of them had a hammer, claw hammer. And we had a tussle and the bike fell over. And as the bike fell over, I'm like, well, that's wrecked that then, hasn't it?

And so I walked up and I was like, this is my bike. I'm small, not a very big guy. I don't present any kind of a threat. And there was three of them. And I challenged them and I said, this is not on. And I started swearing and one of them had a hammer, claw hammer. And we had a tussle and the bike fell over. And as the bike fell over, I'm like, well, that's wrecked that then, hasn't it?

And so I walked up and I was like, this is my bike. I'm small, not a very big guy. I don't present any kind of a threat. And there was three of them. And I challenged them and I said, this is not on. And I started swearing and one of them had a hammer, claw hammer. And we had a tussle and the bike fell over. And as the bike fell over, I'm like, well, that's wrecked that then, hasn't it?

Because I could just see the fairing squashed. And then the guy tried to hit me with the hammer. And I was like, I remember screaming. You're trying to steal my bike and now you're trying to hit me with the hammer. And then they left. And I was really shocked. I'd never had anything like that happen to me. So I picked the bike up and I walked it down to the voiceover studio.

Because I could just see the fairing squashed. And then the guy tried to hit me with the hammer. And I was like, I remember screaming. You're trying to steal my bike and now you're trying to hit me with the hammer. And then they left. And I was really shocked. I'd never had anything like that happen to me. So I picked the bike up and I walked it down to the voiceover studio.

Because I could just see the fairing squashed. And then the guy tried to hit me with the hammer. And I was like, I remember screaming. You're trying to steal my bike and now you're trying to hit me with the hammer. And then they left. And I was really shocked. I'd never had anything like that happen to me. So I picked the bike up and I walked it down to the voiceover studio.

And I rolled it up and I walked in and Matt was there. It's a long story. And I said, well, he went, how are you? I said, well, someone's just tried to steal my bike and they tried to hit me with a hammer. And he came outside and he looked at the bike. He's got the most lovely deadpan voice. And he goes... You want to get those Ducati performance levers. Those are too long.

And I rolled it up and I walked in and Matt was there. It's a long story. And I said, well, he went, how are you? I said, well, someone's just tried to steal my bike and they tried to hit me with a hammer. And he came outside and he looked at the bike. He's got the most lovely deadpan voice. And he goes... You want to get those Ducati performance levers. Those are too long.

And I rolled it up and I walked in and Matt was there. It's a long story. And I said, well, he went, how are you? I said, well, someone's just tried to steal my bike and they tried to hit me with a hammer. And he came outside and he looked at the bike. He's got the most lovely deadpan voice. And he goes... You want to get those Ducati performance levers. Those are too long.