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Chris Longoria

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
60 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

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KILL TONY
KILL TONY #770

He starts running towards me and my shopping cart.

KILL TONY
KILL TONY #770

Now, I could have been the good guy and moved out the way, but no, I thought, I'm going to teach this little bastard there are consequences for running around at the store.

KILL TONY
KILL TONY #770

Boy, did he collide with my shopping cart.

KILL TONY
KILL TONY #770

His glasses came off, mate.

KILL TONY
KILL TONY #770

Coca-Cola's popped the caps.

KILL TONY
KILL TONY #770

It's okay, though.

KILL TONY
KILL TONY #770

He was wearing one of those white plastic helmets.

KILL TONY
KILL TONY #770

I'm actually trying to get back down to my ideal fighting weight.

KILL TONY
KILL TONY #770

But my ideal fighting weight is 10 pounds, 8 ounces.

KILL TONY
KILL TONY #770

When I was a maternity ward boxing champion in 1965.

KILL TONY
KILL TONY #770

That's a wacky one.

KILL TONY
KILL TONY #770

Yeah, every suit has these logos.

KILL TONY
KILL TONY #770

Well, now I'm in Texas, I got to visit the Alamo finally.

KILL TONY
KILL TONY #770

Oh, tell us about that.

KILL TONY
KILL TONY #770

Well, the selection of vehicles sucks.