Chris O'Connor
👤 Speaker
369
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
KILL TONY
#769 - MAT EDGAR + CHRIS O'CONNOR
No, she's actually in Egypt right now.
KILL TONY
#769 - MAT EDGAR + CHRIS O'CONNOR
The optimist sees the glasses half full.
KILL TONY
#769 - MAT EDGAR + CHRIS O'CONNOR
I'm a paranoid schizophrenic, so I see two glasses and one of them wants to kill me.
KILL TONY
#769 - MAT EDGAR + CHRIS O'CONNOR
Chicks dig mentally ill guys.
KILL TONY
#769 - MAT EDGAR + CHRIS O'CONNOR
That's what my cats tell me.
KILL TONY
#769 - MAT EDGAR + CHRIS O'CONNOR
I didn't have to buy a plane ticket.
KILL TONY
#769 - MAT EDGAR + CHRIS O'CONNOR
I just took mushrooms and watched Ratatouille.
KILL TONY
#769 - MAT EDGAR + CHRIS O'CONNOR
You remind me of my ex-girlfriend.
KILL TONY
#769 - MAT EDGAR + CHRIS O'CONNOR
She also liked the last guy better.
KILL TONY
#769 - MAT EDGAR + CHRIS O'CONNOR
Someone told me the 90s called and they want their hairstyle back.
KILL TONY
#769 - MAT EDGAR + CHRIS O'CONNOR
You didn't warn them about 9-11?
KILL TONY
#769 - MAT EDGAR + CHRIS O'CONNOR
That joke cost a $20 haircut, $5 tip, and over 3,900 American lives.