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Chris Ramsey

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6254 total appearances

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Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Lucy Beaumont

Fucking hell, you've only started a benefit gig for her.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Lucy Beaumont

What we used to do, what I used to do before this podcast, I would eat like a punnet of grapes.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Lucy Beaumont

Why?

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Lucy Beaumont

Because...

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Lucy Beaumont

So because, I don't know, I would be like, I don't want to eat anything really stodgy and I don't want to eat, because I get really bloated.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Lucy Beaumont

I think I've got IBS, but I haven't been tested.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Lucy Beaumont

So I would eat loads of grapes.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Lucy Beaumont

And do you remember by the end of the day, I'd be in agony.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Lucy Beaumont

I'd literally be sat here on the last interview thinking I'm going to die and it was wind.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Lucy Beaumont

Because you keep, it can be really painful.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Lucy Beaumont

When people say they've got wind, I genuinely, I'm like, are you all right?

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Lucy Beaumont

Yeah, yeah, because you know it can, no, it's just a quiche.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Lucy Beaumont

Wind is very serious.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Lucy Beaumont

Speaking of serious stuff, your cat, you've just started telling me before, your cat brought a rat in.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Lucy Beaumont

Yeah, cat brought a rat in.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Lucy Beaumont

Alive or dead?

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Lucy Beaumont

Right.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Lucy Beaumont

Okay.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Lucy Beaumont

We haven't got any pets, so I don't even know where you'd get a cat.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Lucy Beaumont

Yeah.