Chris Ramsey
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Refusing to show his willy.
Understandable, this person says.
Asking him to please not look at it.
Obviously, this made them think he was trying to sneak something into the cells and they eventually were able to have a look.
Guess what this man had wrapped extremely tightly around the end of his willy.
No, that... Rosie.
Willy around the world?
He had what looked like a red nose around the end.
And when they took it off, they found out it was a swimming cap wound extremely tightly around his knob end.
There was nothing inside, no drugs, no smuggling or anything.
When asked why he did this, he said, I'm just a pervert, mate.
I enjoy it.
To which you've got to say fair enough.
Fair play.
Yeah, fair play.
I grew up in London.
No, I've never heard of Snickers in an elastic band in lieu of contraception.
Much better.
Did you?