Chris Ramsey

Imagine this making you think of that.

This will add to the anecdote.

Yeah, there's some honourable mentions.

Oh, wow.

There's also some other honourable mentions.

This one is disgusting.

Like the time when an officer pulled out what looked like to be an old piece of chewing gum from someone's wallet.

When asked what it was, the man replied that it was his son's foreskin.

in his wallet obviously keeping it most people go for a picture yeah a little a little keepsake wow that's awful yeah that's really awful I'm a bit annoyed actually because I had mine mine lopped off and they didn't let me keep it yeah I don't know yeah mine is yeah how old were you 23 oh shit oh god yeah yeah why so when we first too tight too tight when we first met you had a foreskin yeah yeah yeah god yeah

that's what's different about you yeah I've lost weight no it's not that it's not the weird well that's the sum of it what big was it a stone and a half it's like a ring from a water park yeah

That's where it is now.

That's what they use them for.

Mainly sort of just whinny-pooing around the house.

Just literally.

T-shirt and all that?

No, please.

this has been really really wonderful it's so nice to see you lovely having you here thank you best of luck with everything thank you yes Tor and Unacceptable etc yes thank you very much don't tell everyone on the website edgamble.co.uk and Unacceptable's on TLC I thought he'd just come for a chat he's coming to promote stuff they never fucking just come for a chat I thought he'd just come to say hello I was happy to just have a chat but I'll get in trouble if I don't promote the thing but yeah thank you bye mate thanks

Chris has finally found a way to watch horror films.

I get a little bit toxic.

Tune in for that.