Chris Ryan

Like, I'm not prepared at all.

On the precipice of this journey, they find out about a little something called dynamic pricing for tickets.

Very tough.

And before they can throw a tantrum, Alistair shows up and takes their coins.

Some grappling ensues.

Alistair cuts Rafe's throat, dunk attacks Alistair, and who should come to his rescue but a younger version of the well-hung hedge knight, Sir Arlen.

Whew!

This starts their beautiful journey together of protege and apprentice or apprentice and master or whatever you want to call it.

We see a bit of Dunks hazing and apprenticeship under Arlen before you're shot back into the present moment.

Shit's really going to shit here.

And honestly, if you're watching on the first pass, I'm so glad to be talking about this with you because even before we started this pod, I realized I was a bit confused about what was going on.

Largely shot from Dunk's perspective, we have the battle to the death going on here.

I thought the trial by seven was supposed to be a little bit more ceremonial than this, but.

Dunk's getting stabbed a lot.

To be completely honest, I didn't really anticipate this.

A lot.

And they're leaving everything out on the field, including Arian's dick, because that gets sliced off, or at least slashed off.

Which happens first, Jason Tatum back on the court, or Arian back in the bedroom?

I knew you'd like that.

This is a classic heavyweight fight where Arian thinks he's won right before he actually loses.