Chris Ryan

Yeah.

But as he takes stock of his possessions, a sword and a few horses and his prospects, life in King's Landing as a member of City Watch, etc., he decides to enter a tournament in Ashford Meadow where he might make a name for himself, make some bank in the process.

Oh, while all this is happening, he takes an enormous deuce.

Just...

I mentioned this.

We're going to come back to that because I'm not a big bathroom guy in terms of just talking about it extensively.

Okay.

But I think it's an important moment in the show.

I agree.

Tone setter.

Not a big bathroom guy.

Spare me your stories about famous bathroom trips.

On the way to Ashford, Dunk stops at a small village inn slash tavern that's doing some wonderful stuff with rustic small plate family style cooking.

He spots a little bald homie and has him stable his horses.

While he's waiting for his multiple entrees inside the inn, a drunk dude tells Dunk that he has dreamed of him.

Mm-hmm.

Which is always a fun thing to hear at a restaurant.

Both heavy, heavy proteins.

Heavy meats.

Yeah.