Chris Ryan

Horrible.

How many endings could Baylor have gone if they had kept the helmet on?

I don't know.

Were there like...

you can't injure your hamstring anymore so you can keep playing.

You should hit me with a Morningstar and see how many pods I can do.

This is the best thing about an author I have not read a word of, George R. R. Martin.

You've been in the wikis, man.

You know.

I know.

I get it.

He loves a wiki.

Game of Thrones is both a myth and then also a story of happenstance and luck and people accidentally walking in on a brother and sister humping, you know?

Happens to the best of us, Chris.

That's how fucking Bran gets his third eye, man.

You said that with real longing in your voice.

No, I'm just saying that, like, think about all the little things that happen to get Dunk, who is a squire for a hedge knight,

to be the best friend of a prince and to be a knight fighting against Arian in a tournament with Baelor on his team.

Think about all the little things that had to happen for that to happen, but it was always going to happen.

And it had to happen, you know, because he was going to, this is the one true knight.