Chris van Tulleken

He didn't come upstairs much.

The cats didn't like me.

I would say I did the burden of...

vets, food, litter tray, letting them out.

So I think this kind of research is important.

If the researchers were able to discover that cats were sexist, essentially, is what you're saying, would that be a good thing to discover?

Well, it would confirm what seems obvious to me.

The wellness point for you specifically is that you might be a little paranoid.

Dinah would hold the crying child and Winston would never, never a problem.

If I was holding Lyra, I'm not making this up, Winston would attack me if Lyra was crying, like going, why are you making the baby cry?

And yet the kids could do anything.

So I got scratched and I was quite often injured by the cats.

You've been injured by cats too.

I've been hospitalised.

You had to have plastic surgery because of your cats.

I did, that is true.

One morning, I was woken up by the cat trying to tear my eye out, and my eyelid was torn open.

And the other time, it bit my hand, and my hand swelled up to the size of a tennis ball.

And when I looked it up in the medical literature, thinking, I wonder if I need to go to hospital, it said that once this has happened, the odds of you losing your hand are sort of, you know, like 5 or 10%.

So, you know, I think I'm with you, actually, Chris.