Christian Hansen

So I wake up and I was like, oh, you know, that was a fucking annoying experience to have. And then there's like a woman laying next to me in bed or it's like, I guess it's a woman. It has like long hair and it's like kind of in like a nightgown type thing. And I'm, like, fully up. It's a twin bed, so it's not a big bed. And I'm, like, fully up against the wall. Just, like, what is that?

So I wake up and I was like, oh, you know, that was a fucking annoying experience to have. And then there's like a woman laying next to me in bed or it's like, I guess it's a woman. It has like long hair and it's like kind of in like a nightgown type thing. And I'm, like, fully up. It's a twin bed, so it's not a big bed. And I'm, like, fully up against the wall. Just, like, what is that?

So I wake up and I was like, oh, you know, that was a fucking annoying experience to have. And then there's like a woman laying next to me in bed or it's like, I guess it's a woman. It has like long hair and it's like kind of in like a nightgown type thing. And I'm, like, fully up. It's a twin bed, so it's not a big bed. And I'm, like, fully up against the wall. Just, like, what is that?

Like, who is that? Logical explanation is it's either, you know, there's a house full of women that I live in. I have three sisters and a mom. So it's, like, maybe it's my older sister, Greta. Like, she's...

Like, who is that? Logical explanation is it's either, you know, there's a house full of women that I live in. I have three sisters and a mom. So it's, like, maybe it's my older sister, Greta. Like, she's...

Like, who is that? Logical explanation is it's either, you know, there's a house full of women that I live in. I have three sisters and a mom. So it's, like, maybe it's my older sister, Greta. Like, she's...

pro she's known to have occasionally bizarre and erratic behavior and who knows what like maybe she's laying next to me in bed and then it's like but then some sort i i sort of like um you know guess who like i i guess i that game you know i i clicked through her physical traits i was like oh no it's not her maybe it's my mom and then i remembered like

pro she's known to have occasionally bizarre and erratic behavior and who knows what like maybe she's laying next to me in bed and then it's like but then some sort i i sort of like um you know guess who like i i guess i that game you know i i clicked through her physical traits i was like oh no it's not her maybe it's my mom and then i remembered like

pro she's known to have occasionally bizarre and erratic behavior and who knows what like maybe she's laying next to me in bed and then it's like but then some sort i i sort of like um you know guess who like i i guess i that game you know i i clicked through her physical traits i was like oh no it's not her maybe it's my mom and then i remembered like

very recently up to that point i was climbing down the ladder in the middle of the night to get water and my mom was like at the bottom of the ladder like right by where the bathroom was and she was like um uncle pete died you know and i was like oh like oh no you know and i was like why was she there i'm thinking all this like while i'm like up against the wall like why was like

very recently up to that point i was climbing down the ladder in the middle of the night to get water and my mom was like at the bottom of the ladder like right by where the bathroom was and she was like um uncle pete died you know and i was like oh like oh no you know and i was like why was she there i'm thinking all this like while i'm like up against the wall like why was like

very recently up to that point i was climbing down the ladder in the middle of the night to get water and my mom was like at the bottom of the ladder like right by where the bathroom was and she was like um uncle pete died you know and i was like oh like oh no you know and i was like why was she there i'm thinking all this like while i'm like up against the wall like why was like

maybe like somebody else died and like, maybe she was on her way up to wake me up and tell me that uncle Pete died or like, you know, I don't know. Like, but cause I caught her at the bottom. So maybe she came up and then she didn't want to wake me up and then she just fell asleep. But then I was like, It's not her. It's actually not my mom or my sister. It's somebody else.

maybe like somebody else died and like, maybe she was on her way up to wake me up and tell me that uncle Pete died or like, you know, I don't know. Like, but cause I caught her at the bottom. So maybe she came up and then she didn't want to wake me up and then she just fell asleep. But then I was like, It's not her. It's actually not my mom or my sister. It's somebody else.

maybe like somebody else died and like, maybe she was on her way up to wake me up and tell me that uncle Pete died or like, you know, I don't know. Like, but cause I caught her at the bottom. So maybe she came up and then she didn't want to wake me up and then she just fell asleep. But then I was like, It's not her. It's actually not my mom or my sister. It's somebody else.

Maybe it's, like, a ghost, you know, or something. There's a lot of conscious thoughts taking place.

Maybe it's, like, a ghost, you know, or something. There's a lot of conscious thoughts taking place.

Maybe it's, like, a ghost, you know, or something. There's a lot of conscious thoughts taking place.

Your brain is awake. Like, your brain's, like— Yeah, I'm, like—I'm, like—I feel awake, and I'm, like, awake. And then—so then I lunge. There's, like, a light, like, with a— One of those like black little like twisty to turn it on thing. And it was already kind of like you had to perfectly twist it to make the light, you know, turn on, right?

Your brain is awake. Like, your brain's, like— Yeah, I'm, like—I'm, like—I feel awake, and I'm, like, awake. And then—so then I lunge. There's, like, a light, like, with a— One of those like black little like twisty to turn it on thing. And it was already kind of like you had to perfectly twist it to make the light, you know, turn on, right?