Christina P
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Are you done?
Are you done?
Anyway, we had a hamster death finally in the house.
I mean, everybody was like, hamsters don't live that long.
I'm like, ours do forever.
I know.
So sweetie, sweetie, here's the truth of it.
If you want to know what a horrible human being I am, and one day our kids are going to watch this, it'll be fine.
So sweetie...
just woke up kind of sickly, you know?
Yeah.
And then, you know, and then, and then of course I was like, should I take this thing to the vet?
And I was like, no, they're just going to be like, yeah, it's dying.
And then we spent $500 and two hours of my life to find out that this thing is dying.
Hamster just doesn't move.
It's still not eating, not doing its stupid hamster life.
So you know what I did?
I, I hid the hamster in the basement and then I faked sweetie's death.
No, we have a whole funeral.
The hamster's not even dead yet.