Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
[REDACTED] Is In The Epstein Files?! | Your Mom's House Ep. 848
25 Feb 2026
Chapter 1: What funny clip do the hosts react to at the start?
Welcome.
Welcome to your mom's house. Oh, look at that face.
Yes, ma'am.
How you doing, fart N-word? I hope we were rolling. How great is Fart N-Word?
Chapter 2: What is the story behind the hamster funeral?
I can't stop watching it. I've been watching it.
There's so many people that haven't seen it, you know?
We have to share.
I think they're probably just going like, well, I have it. If you want me to share it, I will.
Dude, your face looks great. Does it? Your face looks great. You got a great, look at that pretty mouth. I never get to see that.
I know, it's so strange to me.
You have such a pretty face.
You think I'm a pretty lady?
no i don't how much of a storm do you think you're going to cause on the interwebs for not having a beard right now do you feel like it's going to be talking about is it well in our world is it bigger than fart n-word
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Chapter 3: What updates do the hosts share about their periods?
You don't know fart N?
Chapter 4: Who is in the Epstein files and what was revealed?
Oh, no. Let's not even.
Chapter 5: How does Safety Larry contribute to the episode's humor?
Hold on. Buddy. Let's save it. Yeah. Don't give it away.
It is so great. Okay.
Okay. It's a great question. It's a great lost look on your face. You're like, can I learn about this too? Hey, I got a question. Before we go any further, could you give me some insight into what Fart Edward is? I just feel like I might be behind on this one.
Chapter 6: What are the highlights from the 'Horrible or Hilarious' segment?
You are, and I've been dying to talk to you about it.
Oh, lovely. You got to weigh in. It's got to enter the lexicon for sure. I hope it does on a national level, but at least in the office, you know.
Do we have it as an ISO? As a drop?
Chapter 7: How does Fancy Chef perform in his pizza review?
Yeah, yeah. I gotcha. I gotcha. We're rolling, right?
Yeah.
Chapter 8: What TikTok trends do the hosts discuss towards the end?
Yeah, we're in. Okay, good.
Tom, what's wrong with your face?
Well, what's wrong with my face is the same thing that was wrong with my face last time this happened, which is that I am shooting bad thoughts. Season two at the moment. And there's always a point when they go, hey, for this character, you can't have a beard. And it changes everything. So, yeah. I'm beardless. It is starting to my... Thanks.
Every time I walk by a mirror, I go, oh, Jesus Christ. And I forget all day that you just forget. And then, yeah, then you're reminded of it. That's fun. But, you know, people have been nice in person. I'm sure the internet will be different. But in person, people are nice. Yeah.
Yeah, I'd like to plug my two stand-up dates while I have the audience enraptured with me. April 24th and 25th, I'm going to be in Irving, Texas, which is really just another word for Dallas. And then Comedy Vox. Yes, it does. Comedy and Prayer. Is that May 14th through 16th? Denver Comedy Vox. And then I had to move my Chicago to September. Get your tickets now, ChristinaP.com.
They're moving fast. It's really exciting. You guys are going to get to hear.
Comedy Works is just the best, dude. And I'm happy for you. You're going back. You're back on the road, dude.
Comedy Works. Yes, it does.
Comedy and prayer.
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