Christina Pazsitzky

Every year it's going to happen.

Every year it's going to happen.

Yeah, that's what my doctor said. She's like, you're getting gayer and lesbianiker every year.

Yeah, that's what my doctor said. She's like, you're getting gayer and lesbianiker every year.

Yeah, that's what my doctor said. She's like, you're getting gayer and lesbianiker every year.

Also, good news, because of radiation, I now have the beginnings of cataracts. Cataracts. I have cataracts now.

Also, good news, because of radiation, I now have the beginnings of cataracts. Cataracts. I have cataracts now.

Also, good news, because of radiation, I now have the beginnings of cataracts. Cataracts. I have cataracts now.

She said, yeah, not now. Like in 20 years, I'll definitely need that.

She said, yeah, not now. Like in 20 years, I'll definitely need that.

She said, yeah, not now. Like in 20 years, I'll definitely need that.

So I've got a bunch of new looks coming for you guys. You're going to see me wearing different spectacles because, you know, why not?

So I've got a bunch of new looks coming for you guys. You're going to see me wearing different spectacles because, you know, why not?

So I've got a bunch of new looks coming for you guys. You're going to see me wearing different spectacles because, you know, why not?

This one, I have to say, outdoes cancer. I never do anything this awful.

This one, I have to say, outdoes cancer. I never do anything this awful.

This one, I have to say, outdoes cancer. I never do anything this awful.

Save it for the floor.

Save it for the floor.

Save it for the floor.