White Women Are Embarrassing | Your Mom's House Ep. 809

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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura 1h 15m 4 speakers 5 chapters transcribed
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What makes white women embarrassing?

Tony Johns 0:32
Murky.
Unknown Speaker 1:42
Wow.
Tom Segura 1:42
Isn't that something, man? DJ Suede, the remix guy, he's always just putting out bangers. But that one's from a couple years ago, and I've been listening to it on repeat in my car.
Christina Pazsitzky 1:54
I like when she goes... That girl, I tell you, she really, if anything, she's got chutzpah. I don't know if you remember the Good Morning America performance where she did cartwheel after cartwheel after cartwheel. Can you find that real quick, Josh? It was so alarming that it has made a repass on the meme circuit.
Unknown Speaker 2:16
Yeah, yeah.
Tony Johns 2:21
Whoa!
Christina Pazsitzky 2:27
I win. Again, and she goes in for seconds.
Tom Segura 2:41
If you don't remember, she did the national anthem.
Unknown Speaker 2:44
Oh, boy.
Tom Segura 2:45
And some of the players were laughing during her national anthem. That's cool. And then her, I think it was her husband at the time or her boyfriend... yeah like if you you see them breaking during the national anthem that's got 29 million people hold on and it's like the military people are breaking no no okay if you watch that if you can hit it so she's doing it like there's guys you know the players all just kind of like usually you stand there kind of look down and and you can start to see their faces so they're like looking around Like, huh, that's interesting. And then I think you see Draymond Green look down and smile because he's laughing at the performance. That's got to be rough. Yeah. And it's the national anthem. It's hard to. He's got a little smirk on his face, LeBron. Yeah, LeBron knows. He's like, hmm, Curry's reaction is one of the funniest on this show. Yeah. There's Draymond. Hold on. He's about to break.
Tom Segura 3:58
So she got clowned, right? Really hard.
Christina Pazsitzky 4:00
My palms are sweating for her right now.

Why was Tony Johns unable to film his scene?

Tom Segura 4:01
I'm so embarrassed. But then who is she married to or is she married to? Orlando Bloom. No, that's not. That's Katy Perry. Oh, sorry. That's a different talent. Yeah, that hip. Josh Duhamel. Duhamel. Yeah. Duhamel. Duhamel. So he, at the time, was with her, I guess. It looks like they're not married anymore. And when people were clowning it, he got fucking pissed, right? Sure. As her husband. Yeah. At the players. Like, he was just like, fuck you, man, to some of these guys. Like, you guys are dickheads. And then this remix came out, okay? The... it's because when was that it's 18 yeah they're they're they split in 19 so the remix came out and then the players the players were uh listening to it um Listening to that mix in the locker room. Post-game.
Unknown Speaker 5:15
That's amazing. Oh, shit. It's amazing. Oh, it's so fun. And this is how...
Tom Segura 5:42
By the way, that's how you win any... any like battle like that is like just having a laugh. So they didn't say shit back to him. They're just danced.
Christina Pazsitzky 5:55
They're like, Hey, we didn't make this song. Have you ever seen? And by the way, there's, there's a couple of things that stick out in my memory in life that I play on repeat.
Tom Segura 6:04
Yeah.
Christina Pazsitzky 6:05
Uh, it's Kim Cottrell. We've played it on this show before and her, she goes, my husband and I like to play the bass and I scat along and it's, it's her rent. Oh my God. Please.
This is... This is what they do in their free time.
Tom Segura 6:44
here's what I really take from this though do whatever you want you don't have to share it no keep your hobbies quiet that's what you like you should keep this as private as your sex life yeah this could just be between you guys scatting pot of beret you know what else I do I piss in his mouth and he gargles with it like yeah we don't need to see it
Christina Pazsitzky 7:03
Zabba dabba deeba pot of beret. I can't take, it's the pot of beret that sticks in my mind.
Tom Segura 7:10
What did those comments say about this? You don't want to know.
Christina Pazsitzky 7:12
I'm sure she's lovely and I think she's nice and stuff. I just pray that the he-dogs are okay.
Tom Segura 7:20
I come back to this every few years just to remind myself.
Christina Pazsitzky 7:22
Yes! I'm sweating.
Tom Segura 7:25
Yeah, see, this is the sort of thing that you never allow someone to witness or film. Exactly.
Christina Pazsitzky 7:29
Oh, fuck, dude.
Tom Segura 7:31
Yeah.
Christina Pazsitzky 7:31
Pot of beret!
Tom Segura 7:33
That probably happened at the height of her fame. Yes. Where you're like, oh, everything that I do is pretty cool. Yes. Because I'm famous.
Christina Pazsitzky 7:39
That and then some magazine where somebody wants to do a piece on you.

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