Christina Pazsitzky

Well, this old dog face, I used to just walk into bars at 17. They'd be like, how's it going, sir? What would you like? I had a fake ID. There's the Dresden, yeah. But I didn't have to pull it out all the time.

You think because of your tits? They saw your tits and they were like, this big titted broad is your kid? Yeah.

You think because of your tits? They saw your tits and they were like, this big titted broad is your kid? Yeah.

You think because of your tits? They saw your tits and they were like, this big titted broad is your kid? Yeah.

i went into a liquor store in boston i was visiting my sister i was going to school there and i go to the liquor store and i put all the beer and everything on the counter and the guy was like id and i handed it to him and he laughed and handed it back goes get the out of here

i went into a liquor store in boston i was visiting my sister i was going to school there and i go to the liquor store and i put all the beer and everything on the counter and the guy was like id and i handed it to him and he laughed and handed it back goes get the out of here

i went into a liquor store in boston i was visiting my sister i was going to school there and i go to the liquor store and i put all the beer and everything on the counter and the guy was like id and i handed it to him and he laughed and handed it back goes get the out of here

did you even get the beer no he was like get out of here but that's also a fake id town because boston is a massive college community you know they have 61 colleges and universities in the greater boston area so they're used to underage kids trying to yeah he was like get out the fuck out of here dude

did you even get the beer no he was like get out of here but that's also a fake id town because boston is a massive college community you know they have 61 colleges and universities in the greater boston area so they're used to underage kids trying to yeah he was like get out the fuck out of here dude

did you even get the beer no he was like get out of here but that's also a fake id town because boston is a massive college community you know they have 61 colleges and universities in the greater boston area so they're used to underage kids trying to yeah he was like get out the fuck out of here dude

See, I don't even know what that is.

See, I don't even know what that is.

See, I don't even know what that is.

I had my first martini last year. Really? I've never had a martini.

I had my first martini last year. Really? I've never had a martini.

I had my first martini last year. Really? I've never had a martini.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Never had one.