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Christina Pazsitzky

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
15189 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

Because I like to get up. I would sit down and try to watch something. It was an 80 something times. It was a lot. It was 180. And I'd feel a tug. But it's not painful. It's not like diarrhea where you're like, oh, bent over. No cramping. You just feel like a little like boop boop. And then you go sit down.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

Because I like to get up. I would sit down and try to watch something. It was an 80 something times. It was a lot. It was 180. And I'd feel a tug. But it's not painful. It's not like diarrhea where you're like, oh, bent over. No cramping. You just feel like a little like boop boop. And then you go sit down.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

Because I like to get up. I would sit down and try to watch something. It was an 80 something times. It was a lot. It was 180. And I'd feel a tug. But it's not painful. It's not like diarrhea where you're like, oh, bent over. No cramping. You just feel like a little like boop boop. And then you go sit down.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

But you better sit down fast. There's no time to spare because you sit down and water. Eventually water comes out of your butthole. Here's the cool part. At 4 a.m., Are you ready? I'm ready. At 4 a.m., I was browning water, just clear water, which is what you're supposed to get. At one point, water was coming out of my b-hole and piss was coming out of my p-hole.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

But you better sit down fast. There's no time to spare because you sit down and water. Eventually water comes out of your butthole. Here's the cool part. At 4 a.m., Are you ready? I'm ready. At 4 a.m., I was browning water, just clear water, which is what you're supposed to get. At one point, water was coming out of my b-hole and piss was coming out of my p-hole.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

But you better sit down fast. There's no time to spare because you sit down and water. Eventually water comes out of your butthole. Here's the cool part. At 4 a.m., Are you ready? I'm ready. At 4 a.m., I was browning water, just clear water, which is what you're supposed to get. At one point, water was coming out of my b-hole and piss was coming out of my p-hole.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

Now, we've got the double pipe classic, which is a burp and a fart at the same time. What would you call, since you coined it, you're in the Urban Dictionary, when you brown water and pee at the same time?

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

Now, we've got the double pipe classic, which is a burp and a fart at the same time. What would you call, since you coined it, you're in the Urban Dictionary, when you brown water and pee at the same time?

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

Now, we've got the double pipe classic, which is a burp and a fart at the same time. What would you call, since you coined it, you're in the Urban Dictionary, when you brown water and pee at the same time?

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

Double stream magic.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

Double stream magic.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

Double stream magic.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

I don't think that's ever going to happen again in my life.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

I don't think that's ever going to happen again in my life.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

I don't think that's ever going to happen again in my life.