Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805
Wed, 09 Apr 2025
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Chapter 1: What was Tina's experience with her first colonoscopy?
Well, welcome. Welcome to your...
Chapter 2: Why has Tom been embracing gross dad habits lately?
Guten Tag.
Guten Tag, willkommen.
Welcome.
That burp you made, did they get to hear that before we started rolling even?
Chapter 3: What are some surprising facts about flatulence and how to reduce smelly farts?
I don't know.
That was mighty, mighty.
Chapter 4: Who is RPC and why is his Instagram being rebooted?
Oh, Niana just nodded.
Chapter 5: What is the Tony Johns saga and what recent incidents happened?
Oh, cool. You guys get to hear what I hear all the time.
Yeah.
We're going to talk about that a bit more today because you've been in special form. And I have a theory why, and I'm going to get into that. Oh, really? You have a theory? I do.
I don't know about this theory.
I do.
Oh, cool, man.
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Chapter 6: How do Tom and Christina discuss relationships and dating advice from Tony Johns?
Chapter 7: What are the health benefits and recommendations regarding colonoscopies?
Guten Tag, willkommen.
Chapter 8: What are some funny and weird moments involving spitting loogies and farting in front of family and staff?
Welcome.
That burp you made, did they get to hear that before we started rolling even?
I don't know.
That was mighty, mighty.
Oh, Niana just nodded.
Oh, cool. You guys get to hear what I hear all the time.
Yeah.
We're going to talk about that a bit more today because you've been in special form. And I have a theory why, and I'm going to get into that. Oh, really? You have a theory? I do.
I don't know about this theory.
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