Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

09 Apr 2025

1h 15m

40500 words

8 speakers

09 Apr 2025

Audio

Description

Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Trade is exclusively offering our listeners 40% off your first order at https://drinktrade.com/YMH. Check out the full lineup and get 15 percent off your first order at http://TRUEWERK.com/ymh. You can find Cremo’s new line of antiperspirants and deodorants at Target or https://Target.com This week on Your Mom’s House, it’s just the Main Mommies in the saddle — and things get deeply personal and deeply disgusting. Tina gives us the full rundown on her recent colonoscopy journey, while a slightly jealous Tom has really leaned into his gross dad era — spitting loogies out the car window like an old Chinese man (Christine's words, not mine) and upping his fart game to unacceptable levels. They also give a brief review of The Minecraft Movie, praise Jason Mamoa, and discuss the rise of low-IQ adults on TikTok, and get into the latest unhinged chapter in the Tony Johns saga — this week included a landlord braw, an hour long arrest, and a little sledgehammering. Plus, the Mommies revisit the legendary RPC’s Instagram for a reboot of an old classic clip, watch some horrible or hilarious videos, get re-acquainted with the Alaskan Avenger, and Tom shows some wild glove art from his show in Oklahoma City. Grab your bidet, lower your IQ, and let’s get weird. Your Mom’s House Ep. 805 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:15 - Tina's Colonoscopy 00:06:39 - Disgusting Habits 00:13:10 - Opening Clip: Enny's Inner Thoughts 00:22:01 - Clip: Smelly Flatulence 00:26:36 - RPC: Rebooted 00:36:03 - Minecraft Movie & Low-IQ Adults 00:42:43 - Tony Johns 00:47:53 - Clip: Soft Security 00:49:07 - Horrible Or Hilarious 00:53:00 - Spring Jackets 00:59:56 - The Alaskan Avenger 01:04:49 - Clip: Precious Man-Baby 01:08:01 - Clip: Water Cannons Are Scary 01:09:50 - Tour Dates 01:10:44 - Glove Actually 01:13:33 - Closing Song -"F.A.R.T." by Billy Robot Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chapters

1. What was Tina's experience with her first colonoscopy? 2. Why has Tom been embracing gross dad habits lately? 3. What are some surprising facts about flatulence and how to reduce smelly farts? 4. Who is RPC and why is his Instagram being rebooted? 5. What is the Tony Johns saga and what recent incidents happened? 6. How do Tom and Christina discuss relationships and dating advice from Tony Johns? 7. What are the health benefits and recommendations regarding colonoscopies? 8. What are some funny and weird moments involving spitting loogies and farting in front of family and staff?

Featured

Tom Segura

Niana

Dr. Trisha Pastryczak (Gastroenterologist)

Josh

Christina Pazsitzky

Deanna

Unknown Speaker

Tony Johns

Transcription

Chapter 1: What was Tina's experience with her first colonoscopy?

24.316 - 26.817

Well, welcome. Welcome to your...

Chapter 2: Why has Tom been embracing gross dad habits lately?

33.951 - 34.792 Unknown Speaker

Guten Tag.

34.992 - 36.993 Christina Pazsitzky

Guten Tag, willkommen.

37.033 - 37.493 Tom Segura

Welcome.

37.734 - 41.116 Christina Pazsitzky

That burp you made, did they get to hear that before we started rolling even?

Chapter 3: What are some surprising facts about flatulence and how to reduce smelly farts?

41.336 - 41.696 Tom Segura

I don't know.

41.996 - 43.077 Christina Pazsitzky

That was mighty, mighty.

Chapter 4: Who is RPC and why is his Instagram being rebooted?

43.257 - 44.118 Tom Segura

Oh, Niana just nodded.

Chapter 5: What is the Tony Johns saga and what recent incidents happened?

44.398 - 47.66 Christina Pazsitzky

Oh, cool. You guys get to hear what I hear all the time.

47.94 - 48.381 Tom Segura

Yeah.

48.401 - 55.365 Christina Pazsitzky

We're going to talk about that a bit more today because you've been in special form. And I have a theory why, and I'm going to get into that. Oh, really? You have a theory? I do.

55.385 - 56.366 Tom Segura

I don't know about this theory.

56.446 - 56.746 Christina Pazsitzky

I do.

57.287 - 57.887 Tom Segura

Oh, cool, man.

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Chapter 6: How do Tom and Christina discuss relationships and dating advice from Tony Johns?

Chapter 7: What are the health benefits and recommendations regarding colonoscopies?