Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805
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What was Tina's experience with her first colonoscopy?
Well, welcome. Welcome to your...
Why has Tom been embracing gross dad habits lately?
Guten Tag.
Guten Tag, willkommen.
Welcome.
That burp you made, did they get to hear that before we started rolling even?
What are some surprising facts about flatulence and how to reduce smelly farts?
I don't know.
That was mighty, mighty.
Who is RPC and why is his Instagram being rebooted?
Oh, Niana just nodded.
What is the Tony Johns saga and what recent incidents happened?
Oh, cool. You guys get to hear what I hear all the time.
Yeah.
We're going to talk about that a bit more today because you've been in special form. And I have a theory why, and I'm going to get into that. Oh, really? You have a theory? I do.
I don't know about this theory.
I do.
Oh, cool, man.
What are some funny and weird moments involving spitting loogies and farting in front of family and staff?
I do.
What's everybody's theory? What's up, everybody? It's great to be here. We have so many cool updates to share with you. A lot of cool things going on. A lot of cool updates. Do you want to show off and say what you did yesterday?
Oh, you're just going to get into it right now? Why not? This leads into my theory as to why you've been ramping up the burps, the farts, the hawking loogies. I had a colonoscopy yesterday for the first time in my life.
Yeah.
Hold the applause. And it's not for any reason. It was just a standard thing. So don't worry. And I think, and I'm just going to put this out here and see if this sounds like familiar. I think you're a little jellies because a, I got to watch all everything come out of me in a waterfall fashion. I got some cool farts and I got a propofol nap. Am I saying that right? Propofol.
Yeah.
And I think you're jealous and you're just showing off a little bit. You're peacocking a little. Does that sound familiar?
Yeah, I don't think that's, I am insanely jealous that you got anesthesia.
It's so good.
Because it's my favorite thing and it's the only thing I haven't really reached out to somebody for. I'm trying to find a doctor that'll do it.
Like Michael Jackson?
Yeah, 100%. And by the way, I'll pay. I'll pay cash. I'll do what you want. I want you to come to the house. I want you to give me propofol.
You have to sleep in a chamber, though. Didn't he sleep in a hyperbaric chamber?
I don't think you have to sleep in one.
He just puts the thing on your nose.
Yeah, you just need a doctor to monitor you.
All night. Dude, did MJ just have a doctor all night monitoring him?
Well, that guy was there all the time. I don't know if he spent the night all the time.
But that's crazy.
His tolerance went way, way up because he was able to metabolize the propofol in increasing amounts so quickly that they had to keep ramping it up.
It's wild because my brain was totally charred after it. Like I, yesterday I had brain zaps.
Imagine you're the doctor that killed Michael Jackson.
What happened to him? I'm sure he's in prison by now.
He did have to serve some time, but I don't know what ultimately.
See, this is the crazy thing about really rich celebrities is you can find anybody to do anything as long as they don't have morals.
He was convicted of involuntary manslaughter, inadvertently overdosing with a powerful surgical anesthetic, propofol. He served just under two years of his original four-year sentence. Conrad Murray. Yeah.
Yeah, dude, that's a powerful way to sleep. Honestly, that's a little too much. You're just dead. You're basically dead all night. There he is. Yeah, he looks good. He looks cool.
Yeah, I wonder what he's doing these days. I don't know. Because I'll tell you this, if you can still get your hands on that propofol, I'll hire you.
No.
I'll hire you.
But I do have something really relevant to the YMH world that I'd like to bring to the light.
Yeah.
So, by the way, colonoscopy, no biggie. I really thought it would be way worser than it was. Not a big deal. You drink this nasty shit that makes you basically waterfall dump.
For hours.
For hours. Fine. It doesn't hurt.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What was Tina's experience with her first colonoscopy?
0:24–0:33
2
Why has Tom been embracing gross dad habits lately?
0:33–0:41
3
What are some surprising facts about flatulence and how to reduce smelly farts?
0:41–0:43
4
Who is RPC and why is his Instagram being rebooted?
0:43–0:44
5
What is the Tony Johns saga and what recent incidents happened?
0:44–0:58
6
How do Tom and Christina discuss relationships and dating advice from Tony Johns?
0:58
7
What are the health benefits and recommendations regarding colonoscopies?
0:34–0:37
8
What are some funny and weird moments involving spitting loogies and farting in front of family and staff?
0:37–1:15:00
Speakers
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