Christina Pazsitzky

Well, and also those kits that they say, oh, you just scrape your poo and then you nail it in. Those are not, it's too late. By the time it shows up there, you've already got cancer. You're fucked. You're dead. So just go. And by the way, the actual procedure, 20 minutes.

I know, it is the best part.

I know, it is the best part.

I know, it is the best part.

You were. You always are when I get anesthesia. I know. You're so.

You were. You always are when I get anesthesia. I know. You're so.

You were. You always are when I get anesthesia. I know. You're so.

I've had one.

I've had one.

I've had one.

I know you're jealous. That's why you've been ramping up the burps and the farts. And do you want me to talk about what you did yesterday?

I know you're jealous. That's why you've been ramping up the burps and the farts. And do you want me to talk about what you did yesterday?

I know you're jealous. That's why you've been ramping up the burps and the farts. And do you want me to talk about what you did yesterday?

You're so gross. So you're driving me to the colonoscopy. We're at a stoplight. And lately even really phlegmy, and I don't know if it's the air here in Austin, the allergies. And we're at a stoplight, and you're sneezing, and you're sneezing, and then you're doing this horking shit that you do as a dad.

You're so gross. So you're driving me to the colonoscopy. We're at a stoplight. And lately even really phlegmy, and I don't know if it's the air here in Austin, the allergies. And we're at a stoplight, and you're sneezing, and you're sneezing, and then you're doing this horking shit that you do as a dad.

You're so gross. So you're driving me to the colonoscopy. We're at a stoplight. And lately even really phlegmy, and I don't know if it's the air here in Austin, the allergies. And we're at a stoplight, and you're sneezing, and you're sneezing, and then you're doing this horking shit that you do as a dad.

And then, and I see it in the corner of my eye, you're pushing the button for the window to roll down. And then you do like an old Chinese guy. You go, and then you hork. Hork the loogie out of the car window like an old man. It was so fucking disgusting.

And then, and I see it in the corner of my eye, you're pushing the button for the window to roll down. And then you do like an old Chinese guy. You go, and then you hork. Hork the loogie out of the car window like an old man. It was so fucking disgusting.

And then, and I see it in the corner of my eye, you're pushing the button for the window to roll down. And then you do like an old Chinese guy. You go, and then you hork. Hork the loogie out of the car window like an old man. It was so fucking disgusting.

So fucking disgusting.