Christina Pazsitzky

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Tell that bitch. I thank a bitch. I'm wearing Berlin today.

Tell that bitch. I thank a bitch. I'm wearing Berlin today.

Tell that bitch. I thank a bitch. I'm wearing Berlin today.

Mm-hmm. That's your farts. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. That's your farts. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. That's your farts. Mm-hmm.

We've been talking about this for ages, why you get fartier on the flight. Plain farts. It's confirmed. Also, your farts do smell very sulfuric because you eat a lot of eggs. Yeah, they do. Your farts smell horrible. And because we've been together for 20 years now, I know your smells. Like, I know how they smell.

We've been talking about this for ages, why you get fartier on the flight. Plain farts. It's confirmed. Also, your farts do smell very sulfuric because you eat a lot of eggs. Yeah, they do. Your farts smell horrible. And because we've been together for 20 years now, I know your smells. Like, I know how they smell.

We've been talking about this for ages, why you get fartier on the flight. Plain farts. It's confirmed. Also, your farts do smell very sulfuric because you eat a lot of eggs. Yeah, they do. Your farts smell horrible. And because we've been together for 20 years now, I know your smells. Like, I know how they smell.

Like I bet if we, okay, hear me out. If we did this as a game, I don't know if I would be open to it. If we had everybody fart into a film container and then I were to smell, like open it and smell it, I bet you I could identify my husband's fart.

Like I bet if we, okay, hear me out. If we did this as a game, I don't know if I would be open to it. If we had everybody fart into a film container and then I were to smell, like open it and smell it, I bet you I could identify my husband's fart.

Like I bet if we, okay, hear me out. If we did this as a game, I don't know if I would be open to it. If we had everybody fart into a film container and then I were to smell, like open it and smell it, I bet you I could identify my husband's fart.

Yeah. Just on the smells alone.

Yeah. Just on the smells alone.

Yeah. Just on the smells alone.

Hell yeah. Tanner's up for it. I know Tanner's a guy. Niana's down. Yeah, Niana's down.

Hell yeah. Tanner's up for it. I know Tanner's a guy. Niana's down. Yeah, Niana's down.

Hell yeah. Tanner's up for it. I know Tanner's a guy. Niana's down. Yeah, Niana's down.

I'm good.