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Christina Pazsitzky

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
15189 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

Yeah, because I don't know, dude. I just think it's whatever. It's time. Because I spoke Hungarian before I spoke English, and then I lost it because my parents, once we came to America, were like, oh, no, no, we're American. Fuck this language. You don't speak this anymore. So I'm relearning it.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

And it's fascinating because apparently all the things I thought were just exclusive to my family being an asshole, like I thought we were just assholes, it's cultural.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

And it's fascinating because apparently all the things I thought were just exclusive to my family being an asshole, like I thought we were just assholes, it's cultural.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

And it's fascinating because apparently all the things I thought were just exclusive to my family being an asshole, like I thought we were just assholes, it's cultural.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

We're all assholes. And that's what I'm learning from my Hungarian tutor. She's like, oh no, that's just, you're just being Hungarian. And I was like, that fucking blew my mind.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

We're all assholes. And that's what I'm learning from my Hungarian tutor. She's like, oh no, that's just, you're just being Hungarian. And I was like, that fucking blew my mind.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

We're all assholes. And that's what I'm learning from my Hungarian tutor. She's like, oh no, that's just, you're just being Hungarian. And I was like, that fucking blew my mind.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

Okay. So first of all, so I was, I asked, we're learning basic things. Like how do you ask for a coffee? I would like coffee. Okay. And I go, well, what if I went to like a Starbucks and they say like, may I please have a coffee? And she's like, no, you don't, you don't say please. I'm like, what? No, there's no need to say please. Overly polite. Why would you say please? Okay.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

Okay. So first of all, so I was, I asked, we're learning basic things. Like how do you ask for a coffee? I would like coffee. Okay. And I go, well, what if I went to like a Starbucks and they say like, may I please have a coffee? And she's like, no, you don't, you don't say please. I'm like, what? No, there's no need to say please. Overly polite. Why would you say please? Okay.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

Okay. So first of all, so I was, I asked, we're learning basic things. Like how do you ask for a coffee? I would like coffee. Okay. And I go, well, what if I went to like a Starbucks and they say like, may I please have a coffee? And she's like, no, you don't, you don't say please. I'm like, what? No, there's no need to say please. Overly polite. Why would you say please? Okay.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

They don't say please when you're ordering from another human being. Just say the thing. Even little things like, you know, hand me that book. I was like, can you say please? Like if I said it to my husband, sweetie, please hand me. She's like, that's too much. You don't need to say please. Just say hand me the fucking book.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

They don't say please when you're ordering from another human being. Just say the thing. Even little things like, you know, hand me that book. I was like, can you say please? Like if I said it to my husband, sweetie, please hand me. She's like, that's too much. You don't need to say please. Just say hand me the fucking book.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

They don't say please when you're ordering from another human being. Just say the thing. Even little things like, you know, hand me that book. I was like, can you say please? Like if I said it to my husband, sweetie, please hand me. She's like, that's too much. You don't need to say please. Just say hand me the fucking book.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

right and she said that like all the cursing is normal culture standard issue and um all the stuff that yes they curse like sailors everything is fuck buzz mag this fuck that your mother's this you did it and that's like so normal and we we'd say it in you know tutoring and also too

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

right and she said that like all the cursing is normal culture standard issue and um all the stuff that yes they curse like sailors everything is fuck buzz mag this fuck that your mother's this you did it and that's like so normal and we we'd say it in you know tutoring and also too

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

right and she said that like all the cursing is normal culture standard issue and um all the stuff that yes they curse like sailors everything is fuck buzz mag this fuck that your mother's this you did it and that's like so normal and we we'd say it in you know tutoring and also too

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

Yes, because it's totally cultural.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

Yes, because it's totally cultural.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

Yes, because it's totally cultural.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

And even like, it's so fucked up because like these phrases I would hear all the time as a kid. Yeah. Like, oh, the dad should hand me a beer. Like my dad would tell me that all the time. Like, go get me a beer. Go get me a beer. Like I knew that right away.