Christina Pazsitzky

So I was standing and they won't go to the bathroom alone on an airplane. I had to stand there watching. Yeah. And then he's like, it's not clean enough. It's not clean enough. And I'm like, it's fine. He's like, well, how do I clean it? And I'm like, just get the toilet paper wet, dude. He just kept wiping. And meanwhile, there's a line of people. I can't shit on an airplane.

So I was standing and they won't go to the bathroom alone on an airplane. I had to stand there watching. Yeah. And then he's like, it's not clean enough. It's not clean enough. And I'm like, it's fine. He's like, well, how do I clean it? And I'm like, just get the toilet paper wet, dude. He just kept wiping. And meanwhile, there's a line of people. I can't shit on an airplane.

So I was standing and they won't go to the bathroom alone on an airplane. I had to stand there watching. Yeah. And then he's like, it's not clean enough. It's not clean enough. And I'm like, it's fine. He's like, well, how do I clean it? And I'm like, just get the toilet paper wet, dude. He just kept wiping. And meanwhile, there's a line of people. I can't shit on an airplane.

I get so much anxiety because what if they, you know, there's people waiting.

I get so much anxiety because what if they, you know, there's people waiting.

I get so much anxiety because what if they, you know, there's people waiting.

Anyway.

Anyway.

Anyway.

No, I know.

No, I know.

No, I know.

But you don't feel the pressure of the people? Other people? No. No. I mean... How do you block that out?

But you don't feel the pressure of the people? Other people? No. No. I mean... How do you block that out?

But you don't feel the pressure of the people? Other people? No. No. I mean... How do you block that out?

Yeah. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. You badger them into submission. But I feel like that's the position you have to take if you're going to be so bold as to shit on a flight. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. You badger them into submission. But I feel like that's the position you have to take if you're going to be so bold as to shit on a flight. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. You badger them into submission. But I feel like that's the position you have to take if you're going to be so bold as to shit on a flight. Yeah.

It's your problem now. But that only comes with being a dad. I think you've really come into your dadhood. You were always meant to be a middle-aged dad because that was who you were at 23 when I met you.

It's your problem now. But that only comes with being a dad. I think you've really come into your dadhood. You were always meant to be a middle-aged dad because that was who you were at 23 when I met you.