Christina Pazsitzky
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What a unique... Isn't that amazing? So we just got like the depths of horror of comedy and then how random that you get to meet the Pope doing... Because you're a comedian. No, it's so strange. Yeah, there's so many great things to it as well.
What a unique... Isn't that amazing? So we just got like the depths of horror of comedy and then how random that you get to meet the Pope doing... Because you're a comedian. No, it's so strange. Yeah, there's so many great things to it as well.
Well, spend some time in Texas. You'll learn about it.
Well, spend some time in Texas. You'll learn about it.
Well, spend some time in Texas. You'll learn about it.
No. I was like, he does control the weather.
No. I was like, he does control the weather.
No. I was like, he does control the weather.
Okay, here's what I started doing. Here's what I started doing. I make it fun for them, okay? You weren't there, but I gave you the recap of this the other night. The two boys are at dinner, and I like to drill them on very important things. For instance, I'll just do like a pop quiz. Hey, what kind of woman are you going to marry? Someone who's nice, not just pretty.
Okay, here's what I started doing. Here's what I started doing. I make it fun for them, okay? You weren't there, but I gave you the recap of this the other night. The two boys are at dinner, and I like to drill them on very important things. For instance, I'll just do like a pop quiz. Hey, what kind of woman are you going to marry? Someone who's nice, not just pretty.
Okay, here's what I started doing. Here's what I started doing. I make it fun for them, okay? You weren't there, but I gave you the recap of this the other night. The two boys are at dinner, and I like to drill them on very important things. For instance, I'll just do like a pop quiz. Hey, what kind of woman are you going to marry? Someone who's nice, not just pretty.
Somebody who treats me the way mommy treats daddy. Great. Next. Hey, what if some kid says we should ditch school and go smoke some pot at my house? What do you say? Fuck no. And he can say fuck and no and he gets excited and then I drill him. Hey, let's get drunk and drive in the car. Hell no, mom. Right? I did that the other day. If you make it like fun.
Somebody who treats me the way mommy treats daddy. Great. Next. Hey, what if some kid says we should ditch school and go smoke some pot at my house? What do you say? Fuck no. And he can say fuck and no and he gets excited and then I drill him. Hey, let's get drunk and drive in the car. Hell no, mom. Right? I did that the other day. If you make it like fun.
Somebody who treats me the way mommy treats daddy. Great. Next. Hey, what if some kid says we should ditch school and go smoke some pot at my house? What do you say? Fuck no. And he can say fuck and no and he gets excited and then I drill him. Hey, let's get drunk and drive in the car. Hell no, mom. Right? I did that the other day. If you make it like fun.
Smoking is for losers, right?
Smoking is for losers, right?
Smoking is for losers, right?
Well, they're nerds and losers. And they're stupid because I know it's the law. It's fine. But you should not ride your bicycle in traffic. And I know that's the way of the land. I just think it's not very safe. I don't want my children to do it.
Well, they're nerds and losers. And they're stupid because I know it's the law. It's fine. But you should not ride your bicycle in traffic. And I know that's the way of the land. I just think it's not very safe. I don't want my children to do it.
Well, they're nerds and losers. And they're stupid because I know it's the law. It's fine. But you should not ride your bicycle in traffic. And I know that's the way of the land. I just think it's not very safe. I don't want my children to do it.