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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope | Your Mom's House Ep. 810

14 May 2025

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Chapter 1: What is Tom Segura's new Netflix series 'Bad Thoughts' about?

0.109 - 12.718 Tom Segura

What's everybody next Thursday, May 22nd. I'll be bringing my come together tour to Springfield, Massachusetts to mass mutual center. Get tickets now at Tom's girl.com slash tour. I cannot wait to see you there.

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14.499 - 18.682 Intro Announcer

Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house.

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21.984 - 25.947 Tom Segura

Okay. Let's go fart dogs. Let's go.

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77.646 - 79.427 Unknown Speaker

Shark Week. It's a bad week.

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81.367 - 82.487 Tom Segura

Sharkisha, no.

82.868 - 84.088 Christina Pazsitzky

That's a deep cut.

84.148 - 84.648 Tom Segura

Deep cut.

84.688 - 87.169 Christina Pazsitzky

Sharkisha, no. That took the intern webs by storm.

87.209 - 99.092 Tom Segura

That was also a ghost crew track back in the day. Hello and welcome to another episode of your mom's house podcast. Yeah.

Chapter 2: What is the story behind the corpse abuse at Med2Market?

101.226 - 102.988 Tom Segura

Bad Thoughts is out, but it's been out, right?

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103.008 - 104.389 Christina Pazsitzky

It's been out for a week or two.

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104.629 - 128.35 Tom Segura

It comes out tomorrow. Oh, it's been out for a day. Oh, my God. If you haven't yet watched Bad Thoughts, please check it out. It's on Netflix. It was an absolute blast to make this show. Here's the show poster. Oh, wait a minute. That's actually... God, is Burt doing an almost exact same show as me? That's... That's crazy.

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128.889 - 132.25 Christina Pazsitzky

I guess Netflix has a hit on their hands and they wanted to make another.

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132.27 - 133.431 Tom Segura

Yeah, they just go with another one. Damn.

133.911 - 134.551 Christina Pazsitzky

He looks good.

134.851 - 141.774 Tom Segura

He does look good. Who made that? We got to shout him out.

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Sorry, let me check.

144.355 - 168.123 Tom Segura

But anyway, no, it really was an amazing experience to make this show. And I really appreciate if you watch it. If you tell your friends to watch it. Yeah, there's so many great, super talented people in it. Daniela Pineda, Rob Eiler, Kirk Fox, Dan Stevens, Shea Whigham. It goes on and on. So many great, great talented people. And it was so fucking fun to make.

Chapter 3: Who is Gérard Depardieu and what controversies surround him?

181.571 - 185.494 Tom Segura

Isn't that crazy? His acting credits go The Sopranos, Bad Thoughts.

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185.794 - 186.715 Christina Pazsitzky

Pretty amazing.

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186.755 - 190.417 Tom Segura

That's the last time he acted. It's pretty amazing. He's so good.

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190.517 - 197.783 Christina Pazsitzky

He's so talented. And also, I mean, am I allowed to spoiler alert a little bit about there's a Steven Seagal thing?

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197.843 - 198.363 Unknown Speaker

Yeah, sure.

198.763 - 207.99 Christina Pazsitzky

So I was on just like TikTok scrolling today and Steven Seagal was there. Yeah. And it was a replica of what you were making fun of him as.

208.07 - 220.499 Tom Segura

I know. The thing that went viral yesterday about him. Yeah. I texted the guys that we made this with and I was like, I don't think we even exaggerated his size because he looks like he's like 5,000 pounds. Yeah.

221 - 227.345 Christina Pazsitzky

And Spookily is dressed like the same way that you dressed like him in this show.

227.405 - 243.695 Tom Segura

Shout out to Mystic Clips. They made the Fat Thoughts trailer for Bert. It's really good. But yeah, Seagal. Did you see that one? Did you see the Seagal thing? By chance? The Seagal short? No, no, no. Just a clip of him. The clip of him that went out yesterday.

Chapter 4: What kind of 'gay stuff' clips and conversations do the hosts discuss?

246.037 - 256.842 Tom Segura

You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, yeah. If you don't have it, I could probably... Let me see. I could probably send it to you. I have it. You do have it? Yeah. It's crazy, dude.

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257.082 - 260.163 Christina Pazsitzky

Yeah. It really... He looks like the parody of himself.

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260.243 - 265.266 Tom Segura

Yeah, it looks like the exact same thing. You're like, oh, that's just the guy. It's not even an exaggeration.

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265.566 - 269.228 Christina Pazsitzky

How do you go from being, I mean, he was really like a hot shit thing.

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269.248 - 271.15 Tom Segura

Look at him. Look at this guy.

271.17 - 272.45 Christina Pazsitzky

It's literally the joke.

272.991 - 285.499 Tom Segura

Yeah. Somebody messaged me back. I sent them to one of the guys and they were like, wait, is he fatter than your fat suit? And I was like, I mean, it's close. It's actually close.

286.98 - 288.121 Christina Pazsitzky

Tom, I think you nailed it.

288.241 - 300.391 Tom Segura

I mean, he looks like he's at... First of all, he's a big fuck. A lot of people don't know this, but he's like 6'4". Oh, really? He's a big guy. And he probably looks like he's around 350 there, maybe 360. Wow. Yeah.

Chapter 5: Who is Mike Birbiglia and what is his new special 'The Good Life' about?

349.598 - 351.32 Christina Pazsitzky

I'm excited and amazed.

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351.4 - 354.644 Tom Segura

I am very excited about it. Um, I really am. It's, uh,

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355.421 - 357.463 Christina Pazsitzky

We did the premiere in LA and Austin.

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357.483 - 362.146 Tom Segura

Premiere was really fun. Yeah, the screening was here and then the premiere was there. That was a really good time.

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362.166 - 362.707 Christina Pazsitzky

Yeah.

Chapter 6: How did Mike Birbiglia transition from sleepwalking to Broadway success?

363.127 - 368.031 Tom Segura

People came out and it was just kind of a festive environment. We danced. Lots of laughs.

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368.091 - 369.832 Christina Pazsitzky

We partied. It was a good time.

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370.013 - 370.733 Tom Segura

Well, I did.

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370.773 - 372.314 Christina Pazsitzky

You danced for like one song.

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373.315 - 375.597 Tom Segura

Yeah, I enjoyed it. You did? Yeah.

Chapter 7: What are some funny and chaotic experiences from comedy clubs and radio?

375.617 - 376.678 Christina Pazsitzky

I can't tell when you're having fun.

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376.858 - 377.498 Tom Segura

I had a good time.

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377.559 - 378.659 Christina Pazsitzky

Having fun.

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379.74 - 380.541 Tom Segura

I was not like that.

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380.561 - 381.402 Christina Pazsitzky

Tom, your show's out today.

381.642 - 383.123 Tom Segura

Great. Come on.

384.795 - 386.236 Christina Pazsitzky

You seem happy today, though.

386.276 - 386.956 Tom Segura

No, I am happy.

387.237 - 388.237 Christina Pazsitzky

Your skin looks good.

Chapter 8: How does Mike Birbiglia reflect on legacy, family, and fatherhood?

394.921 - 395.101 Daddy Reecie (clip speaker)

Yeah.

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395.342 - 395.862 Tom Segura

Here we go.

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397.963 - 412.072 Daddy Reecie (clip speaker)

Ladies, would you like Daddy Reese to read you a lullaby tonight while you're running your fingers in between your hot thighs?

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416.155 - 419.56 Unknown Speaker

Don't bring anyone mother to this. Yo mama in the fuckin' stand!

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419.921 - 426.451 Intro Announcer

Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house. With Tom Segura. Don't look at me. And

468.675 - 470.876 Unknown Speaker

Hot thoughts.

474.877 - 488.742 Christina Pazsitzky

You are so horned up. I got to tell you. Yeah. What's going on? It should be called bad thoughts. It should be called cock thoughts. Because everything out of your brain is just dick, dick.

489.002 - 490.103 Unknown Speaker

No. Pussy, pussy.

490.303 - 491.884 Christina Pazsitzky

No. You all right? I'm fine.

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