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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura 1h 49m 12 speakers 8 chapters transcribed
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What is Tom Segura's new Netflix series 'Bad Thoughts' about?

Tom Segura 0:00
What's everybody next Thursday, May 22nd. I'll be bringing my come together tour to Springfield, Massachusetts to mass mutual center. Get tickets now at Tom's girl.com slash tour. I cannot wait to see you there.
Intro Announcer 0:14
Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house.
Tom Segura 0:21
Okay. Let's go fart dogs. Let's go.
Unknown Speaker 1:17
Shark Week. It's a bad week.
Tom Segura 1:21
Sharkisha, no.
Christina Pazsitzky 1:22
That's a deep cut.
Tom Segura 1:24
Deep cut.
Christina Pazsitzky 1:24
Sharkisha, no. That took the intern webs by storm.
Tom Segura 1:27
That was also a ghost crew track back in the day. Hello and welcome to another episode of your mom's house podcast. Yeah.
Christina Pazsitzky 1:39
Today, bad thoughts is out.

What is the story behind the corpse abuse at Med2Market?

Tom Segura 1:41
Bad Thoughts is out, but it's been out, right?
Christina Pazsitzky 1:43
It's been out for a week or two.
Tom Segura 1:44
It comes out tomorrow. Oh, it's been out for a day. Oh, my God. If you haven't yet watched Bad Thoughts, please check it out. It's on Netflix. It was an absolute blast to make this show. Here's the show poster. Oh, wait a minute. That's actually... God, is Burt doing an almost exact same show as me? That's... That's crazy.
Christina Pazsitzky 2:08
I guess Netflix has a hit on their hands and they wanted to make another.
Tom Segura 2:12
Yeah, they just go with another one. Damn.
Christina Pazsitzky 2:13
He looks good.
Tom Segura 2:14
He does look good. Who made that? We got to shout him out.
Sorry, let me check.
Tom Segura 2:24
But anyway, no, it really was an amazing experience to make this show. And I really appreciate if you watch it. If you tell your friends to watch it. Yeah, there's so many great, super talented people in it. Daniela Pineda, Rob Eiler, Kirk Fox, Dan Stevens, Shea Whigham. It goes on and on. So many great, great talented people. And it was so fucking fun to make.
Christina Pazsitzky 2:48
So fun. I have to also give a shout out both to your credit and to Rob Eiler. Rob Eiler went into acting retirement for 20 years. And this project brought Rob Eiler out of retirement.

Who is Gérard Depardieu and what controversies surround him?

Tom Segura 3:01
Isn't that crazy? His acting credits go The Sopranos, Bad Thoughts.
Christina Pazsitzky 3:05
Pretty amazing.
Tom Segura 3:06
That's the last time he acted. It's pretty amazing. He's so good.
Christina Pazsitzky 3:10
He's so talented. And also, I mean, am I allowed to spoiler alert a little bit about there's a Steven Seagal thing?
Unknown Speaker 3:17
Yeah, sure.
Christina Pazsitzky 3:18
So I was on just like TikTok scrolling today and Steven Seagal was there. Yeah. And it was a replica of what you were making fun of him as.
Tom Segura 3:28
I know. The thing that went viral yesterday about him. Yeah. I texted the guys that we made this with and I was like, I don't think we even exaggerated his size because he looks like he's like 5,000 pounds. Yeah.
Christina Pazsitzky 3:41
And Spookily is dressed like the same way that you dressed like him in this show.
Tom Segura 3:47
Shout out to Mystic Clips. They made the Fat Thoughts trailer for Bert. It's really good. But yeah, Seagal. Did you see that one? Did you see the Seagal thing? By chance? The Seagal short? No, no, no. Just a clip of him. The clip of him that went out yesterday.
Oh, yeah. I know what you're talking about.

What kind of 'gay stuff' clips and conversations do the hosts discuss?

Tom Segura 4:06
You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, yeah. If you don't have it, I could probably... Let me see. I could probably send it to you. I have it. You do have it? Yeah. It's crazy, dude.
Christina Pazsitzky 4:17
Yeah. It really... He looks like the parody of himself.
Tom Segura 4:20
Yeah, it looks like the exact same thing. You're like, oh, that's just the guy. It's not even an exaggeration.
Christina Pazsitzky 4:25
How do you go from being, I mean, he was really like a hot shit thing.
Tom Segura 4:29
Look at him. Look at this guy.
Christina Pazsitzky 4:31
It's literally the joke.
Tom Segura 4:32
Yeah. Somebody messaged me back. I sent them to one of the guys and they were like, wait, is he fatter than your fat suit? And I was like, I mean, it's close. It's actually close.
Christina Pazsitzky 4:46
Tom, I think you nailed it.
Tom Segura 4:48
I mean, he looks like he's at... First of all, he's a big fuck. A lot of people don't know this, but he's like 6'4". Oh, really? He's a big guy. And he probably looks like he's around 350 there, maybe 360. Wow. Yeah.
Christina Pazsitzky 5:01
And you got the beard, the hair.
Tom Segura 5:03
God damn. He's a house, dude.
Christina Pazsitzky 5:07
And the caption I saw was like, the Aikido champion.
Tom Segura 5:11
This guy's an Aikido champion. He's a world champ. Yeah. The other thing, the first top comment I saw on one of those videos, because I think there was a bunch that went out, they just said, where's the discipline? Because those people like him, they preach, right? Martial arts is like all about discipline. Yes. Well, clearly you have none. None. Zero. None. Zero.

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