Enny
Appearances
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Brad Williams’ Little Problem With Snow White | Your Mom's House Ep. 807
Watch this bullshit. Yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Brad Williams’ Little Problem With Snow White | Your Mom's House Ep. 807
Stop letting the hoes play with you. When you got some super fine shit or baddie, some super ultra fine shit, I don't be going hella places with that hoe. I go only where I have to go with her. I'm not going to be sitting here watching a dude stare at her ass and drool all over her and shit and flirt with her in my face and disrespect me and shit.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Brad Williams’ Little Problem With Snow White | Your Mom's House Ep. 807
Run her validation up and put that bitch on a pedestal. I'd be like, fuck that. She'd be like, oh, you want to run over here with me? No. Go by yourself. I'll be here waiting because you know they all were going to come back. Oh, this dude hit on me and this many guys was looking at me and staring at me and this shit. Bitch, stop the fucking, who gives two shits about all that bullshit?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Brad Williams’ Little Problem With Snow White | Your Mom's House Ep. 807
Come on, run that throat.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Brad Williams’ Little Problem With Snow White | Your Mom's House Ep. 807
Beat my throat goat.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Brad Williams’ Little Problem With Snow White | Your Mom's House Ep. 807
Stop it. Just fucking stop it. Stop fucking girls who neck and head and throat is not on the motherfucking menu. Jesus Christ, man. That shit's supposed to be on the motherfucking menu, twin, my boy, my G, my guy, folks, family, teammates. Got it. Blood, blood, blood. Bro, that shit's supposed to be on the motherfucking menu. Right.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Brad Williams’ Little Problem With Snow White | Your Mom's House Ep. 807
The bitch be like, oh, I do this, and I do a little bit of this, and I do some of that, but I won't do that. Bitch, it's all on the motherfucking menu. The menu, hoe. Nobody above the motherfucking program. That shit is part of the program. That's part of my motherfucking program. Nobody's above the program, not even me. Get with the motherfucking program, bitch. Where the throat?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Brad Williams’ Little Problem With Snow White | Your Mom's House Ep. 807
Run the motherfucking throat, hoe.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Brad Williams’ Little Problem With Snow White | Your Mom's House Ep. 807
We're going to keep the motherfuckers out.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Brad Williams’ Little Problem With Snow White | Your Mom's House Ep. 807
Yes.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806
Oh!
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806
It is so crazy. When you ever smash the girl, right, got talked off or something, got thrown it, and then... Whoa, he's flexing those tits.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806
It makes you want to smash him worse. More. Harder. Longer. Keep him longer. Ride her hard. Put her up wet.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806
I don't know, like, you appreciate it more when you see somebody that, you know, they got a mate and shit. Especially when you see them with their mate and you know you done smashed and you want to smash again. You be like, damn, when she gonna come back through? Fuck!
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806
He definitely is. Tell me this. Why is it a girl is your dream girl until you smell her take a shit?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806
You smell her take a shit, you be like, oh, she ain't that fine. It takes away a lot. A lot. A lot.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806
Mm. Mm. If they do, that shit wear off.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806
Don't feel bad about lying to these hoes. I always lie to them. Right off rip. Shit. I'm broke. So soon before they start the shit, I'm broke. I'm unemployed. Now, let's start right there. We can build on that shit.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806
While y'all being sweet to a bitch and all kind and nice and trying to figure out his shit. Y'all trying to tell her what you think she want to hear. I tell that bitch what she don't want to hear. Oh, you are fucking replaceable. Replaceable little motherfucker because I'm fucking him, bitch. What's going on with you? You're replaceable. You're not special. You're not unique.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806
You can't count on me. I'm not reliable. You can't depend on me and I can't count on you and you're not reliable and I can't depend on you. I'm broke.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
Oh, yeah, you were all in on hair stuff.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
I mean, we could do that, too.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
I didn't change my mind. We said we said what do we say? We said 10K. We said 10 G's. And yeah. And then Ryan accepted.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
Y'all ended up saying, oh, this is unreasonable. We shouldn't do that because, you know, that's not, what was it? That was not fair to me because what if I lost and it's too much, this and that.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
I got you. Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
$50,000.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
You can't.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
What do you mean? I can't believe this is a serious ask. It's a serious ask. I can't believe this is a serious ask. Please. I mean, I'm saying please too. No, I know, but your pleas is unreasonable. You can't give you $50,000.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
Yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
You see, it's like I don't even know if like, I don't even know a 50K, like if I'm really going to do that. And then I get there and he's like, yeah, first thing you got to do, you just touch my dick a little bit. No, that's not his style.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
We cannot say it. This is crazy.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
Look at y'all pushing.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
Just do it. This is what it takes to be a part of the team. Yes.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
You're doing it. I did not say that. Okay, great. It's done. You're doing it. Let's say it's mostly settled. I did not say that. Yes. This is a conversation. I'm having a conversation. I didn't say yes. This is crazy.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
I love it, too.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
Is this like an appealing thing to you? I mean, it's appealing to look at. I love watching this girl on Instagram, but I would never get with that, though, that bipolar crazy shit. She's crazy. Yeah, that's wild. Well, hold on. That mania, that's crazy.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
Yes, boys. You're right. Boys.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
Men understand the consequences that come with those. Oh, right. Wow.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
We're going to do this again. He wants to do it again.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
Oh, my God, bro. That's awesome.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
Yeah. Damn.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
Yeah, that'd be cool, except no rematch. Sorry, buddy. One and done. Oh, he's afraid.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
Come on, Annie. Thomas. Are we not friends? This is not how. You see, this is how. Now I know how I sound when I do this to people. Okay. Now I know how this feels. I see. Okay. Well. This is not going to happen. All right.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
Used to.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
Damn, now you're just going to try to hurt my feelings?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
I don't like you anymore.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
Why? It's a big N-O, I'm afraid. How come? How come? Yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
how come well yeah nigga the video that video that's why well which one what do you mean which any of them well pick any of his videos could we do could you do it if you just went to this is what y'all talking about in the conference room before y'all how could we get any to do some gay shit no no no no not to do gay shit not to do gay shit no no would you just go on a retreat hold on hold on yeah i'm waiting okay
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
So what shit are we doing? Well, you know. No, I don't. Well, you're just learning, man. Nah, learning about what, dog? Learning about what? Is this an electrician course? What's he teaching me? Fucking trade skills and shit? Just to be, you know.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
Yeah, masculine. How to be more masculine.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
Yeah. Yeah. I think I'm straight on this. I think I'm straight. I don't know what I could learn.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
I'm wearing boxers, shorts, pants.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
Is this a real ask? Yeah. You're actually asking me this? We kind of are, actually. How did you think this was going to go? I'm so confused.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
That's all right.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
How much money would you say would be at the end of this path?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
How big is that fee?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
Let's say it on the show. Let's say it on the show.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
What does that, what do you mean lottery stuff? What does that mean?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
I'm going to do it like your mom. I ain't going to throw out a crazy number. We're going to do this. What's your fee for going to a retreat? I'm thinking like 50K.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
Come on, dude. You know what really made me look like a masculine man? What? That nice little rolly on this arm right here, or maybe two little rolls. Two? Dang. That would make me feel real masculine.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
I'm confused. I don't know what this is. You broke chairs.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
You eat cucumbers?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
No, no, no. See, what they mean to say is that they're stupid and they don't know how to fucking use chairs. I didn't break shit. Let me push a button. I'll fix it right back up.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
If I were to take it to the nearest pawn shop. You're going to pawn it?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
It's an asset? Yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
You don't want to sell it. But see, I'd rather just buy myself one. You know what I'm saying? Okay, okay. Let's say, okay, how about, okay. All right.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
This is an insane ask, to ask a black man to do some low-key gay shit. It ain't low-key gay. Okay, so you're right. Oh, so are the samurai all gay? Oh, my God.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
Samurai ain't niggas. I'll tell you that.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
How did you get this?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
That's too low for you. That is ridiculous. Oh, my God. I got to buy my mom a house, dog. What? I got to buy my mom a house somehow.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
Plus, you already owe me 10 from the basketball game, so.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
Mm-hmm.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
No, we canceled it. We canceled it?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
How did we cancel it? What do you mean? What do you mean? And he canceled it.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope | Your Mom's House Ep. 810
Gay stuff. What's up? What are those?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope | Your Mom's House Ep. 810
Yeah, I mean, I don't know what they are, so I don't know if they have emotion. I don't know what they are.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope | Your Mom's House Ep. 810
Sure. It's my favorite. It's in the gay stuff for Annie folder. Oh, cool. Are these the ones that you've sent me in my reel that I fucking refuse to respond to? Is that what this fucking shit is? It's all fucking day with you, by the way. It's all fucking day, bro. I get more notifications from you than the girl, than friends.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope | Your Mom's House Ep. 810
Tom Segura sent you another real broad disabled with my fucking Instagram notification because you're fucking ridiculous, man. It's all the goddamn time. It's like, how do you even have that many gay things to fucking send? You just got like a fucking gay account on Instagram. You just got gay Tom Segura. I told you.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope | Your Mom's House Ep. 810
It's crazy, bro. This is what's doing it.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope | Your Mom's House Ep. 810
Yeah, I bet this is his whole motherfucking feed now. Yeah, of course. Well, here's the thing.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope | Your Mom's House Ep. 810
No response. No response. I'm not responding to this shit. Okay. I hate this shit. Okay. It's ridiculous, man. I'm going to block you soon. Oh, stop. I'm going to block you soon, bro. Stop.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope | Your Mom's House Ep. 810
What part don't I like? They're just talking. Hmm, I wonder. You don't like conversations? Let's put our thinking caps on. What's wrong with you?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope | Your Mom's House Ep. 810
Yeah, bro. If this was your feed, what would you think? This wasn't my feed. This was Christina's. Yes, it was. No, Christina sent this in. I didn't send this one in. I didn't send this in. Did I send this one in, Josh? No, I didn't send this one in. I wonder how it got here.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope | Your Mom's House Ep. 810
I try to send any cool ones. Cool ones. Yeah. What's the difference with a cool one? You want to go through the DMs? Yes. Yeah. I mean, I can't.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope | Your Mom's House Ep. 810
I imagine it's just like us. It just depends how long it's been and how drunk you are.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope | Your Mom's House Ep. 810
It's been 12 days. You're like, fuck, I don't give a shit.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope | Your Mom's House Ep. 810
Most.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope | Your Mom's House Ep. 810
You know what? I don't even know if he's gay. I don't even know if he's gay. That's okay. Okay, that one's okay. That's okay.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope | Your Mom's House Ep. 810
I don't even know. I can't see the other dude. I'll take this one. Oh, man. Yeah, I know. I saw it. Maybe.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope | Your Mom's House Ep. 810
He just, can I borrow your phone? That's my worst nightmare. A black guy saying, can I use your phone? Nah, worst nightmare. Nah, I step into a motherfucker's house. He just come out of his room shirtless. Fuck, man. No. No. Don't do this. What do you need? I have money, sir. Fuck. Here's another one. Terrifying.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope | Your Mom's House Ep. 810
Good morning.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope | Your Mom's House Ep. 810
Eddie, say good morning.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope | Your Mom's House Ep. 810
I'm sorry. I can't hear what you're saying. Say good morning. Say good morning. I ain't saying nothing. I ain't saying nothing. And they shouldn't be saying nothing. They should be keeping this behind closed doors. Nobody wants to see this shit.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope | Your Mom's House Ep. 810
They're adorable. They're adorable. Playbites. What's wrong with you? Hey, Eddie. I'm going to quit, man.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope | Your Mom's House Ep. 810
You know what's crazy? I'm so not into the gay shit that I'm like, you know what? This is fine. I'll fuck with this.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope | Your Mom's House Ep. 810
It's true. He doesn't like that. It's not ladylike. But after gay shit, like low-key, like I'm attracted to this one. I'm like, please, anything. Anything else. Please. Please just give me anything. Oh, man.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope | Your Mom's House Ep. 810
All day. I don't even know how you have time. Like, you're a busy man. Yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The High and Tight 800th Episode | Your Mom's House Ep. 800
And that's why I understood. I'm like, yo, any amount of money, I get it. Especially after I really did start to learn the game, I'm like, shit, all right. Real talk, though, if he was some... Did you play any more after that?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The High and Tight 800th Episode | Your Mom's House Ep. 800
Not once, yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The High and Tight 800th Episode | Your Mom's House Ep. 800
Yeah, man, I don't like basketball.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The High and Tight 800th Episode | Your Mom's House Ep. 800
I don't swim either.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The High and Tight 800th Episode | Your Mom's House Ep. 800
Get in there.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The High and Tight 800th Episode | Your Mom's House Ep. 800
Hell no, I don't swim either, but guess what? I'll beat you in some laps, too, nigga. Oh, shit. You think I won't?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The High and Tight 800th Episode | Your Mom's House Ep. 800
You got to push the button, big man.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The High and Tight 800th Episode | Your Mom's House Ep. 800
I never said it, but I did.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The High and Tight 800th Episode | Your Mom's House Ep. 800
I didn't say anything. I didn't say anything. No one said anything about training or not training.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The High and Tight 800th Episode | Your Mom's House Ep. 800
No, you did not. When did you ask me that? Was it on the show? No.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The High and Tight 800th Episode | Your Mom's House Ep. 800
Oh, I'm pretty sure we have that on tape, too.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The High and Tight 800th Episode | Your Mom's House Ep. 800
Well, I don't have a way to look it up right now. But you have a thousand reasons to go find it.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The High and Tight 800th Episode | Your Mom's House Ep. 800
You know what I will – I do remember him saying he played in high school.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The High and Tight 800th Episode | Your Mom's House Ep. 800
That's very different. Yes. Maybe what – Maybe what happened was that maybe Tom said that you did, and so I was like, that's where I heard it. Either way, I definitely heard that because the coach was saying it like that.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The High and Tight 800th Episode | Your Mom's House Ep. 800
Nigga, please.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The High and Tight 800th Episode | Your Mom's House Ep. 800
It means no.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The High and Tight 800th Episode | Your Mom's House Ep. 800
And I didn't get paid, nigga, no.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The High and Tight 800th Episode | Your Mom's House Ep. 800
No, I'm choosing not. Chose what?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The High and Tight 800th Episode | Your Mom's House Ep. 800
What you mean?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The High and Tight 800th Episode | Your Mom's House Ep. 800
What did 10 G's say? Nick, you said any amount of money. What happened?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The High and Tight 800th Episode | Your Mom's House Ep. 800
I wanted 10 G's, and y'all were like, that's an irresponsible amount of money. It's irresponsible for you to say any amount of money. Well, the 10 G's was the rematch we were talking about. 10 G's. 10 G's, baby. 10 G's.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The High and Tight 800th Episode | Your Mom's House Ep. 800
Hell no. Ain't no rematch. 10 G's. You wouldn't do it for $10,000? I already won $10,000. I'm out. We ain't doing another one so I could also not get paid for that shit. So was the bet for hair implants or $10,000? It was for hair implants. It was for 10. It was for 10. And then y'all said that it was irresponsible and then we had to change the amount. Wait a minute.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The High and Tight 800th Episode | Your Mom's House Ep. 800
The thing you were playing for was hair.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The High and Tight 800th Episode | Your Mom's House Ep. 800
What I'm saying is how this started was he's like, name any amount of money. Nadav was sitting in this chair, and he texted him that, and I said, nigga, 10 Gs. And then you were agreeing, and it was like, okay, well, you were saying, Tom, that like, well, look, that's an irresponsible amount of money. Maybe we should do something else. So you forced, y'all forced me to come up with something else.
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So I was like, the only thing I could think of is hair, I guess.
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I remember that. Listen, I'm not saying I didn't at a point agree to that. I'm just saying that that's not what I originally bet. Well, why don't you have hair right now? But wait, you're saying bet. You guys bet each other that amount? He said any amount of money, and I said $10,000. And he's like, that should be no problem. I could use a nice, what did you say?
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Like a nice fucking pool with some shit. I don't know what the fuck he said.
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So two things. Number one, don't say any amount of money then because when you're making a bet, if you're going to say that, you better own up to it. Number two, I chose the money. I'm the one who chose $10,000.
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thrilled at the hair idea I thought yeah again I thought that that might have been a cool thing because again you were forced me to come up with something else I'm like look I like money I want money I don't I don't fucking want anything else but fine if I had to think of something okay it's like all right fuck it I guess the hair okay but then but then yeah once it was in my face it's like nigga I do think I think you should rematch yeah I want no man I'll put ten thousand dollars in cash on the table oh okay
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Because I don't like basketball. I already beat you, bro.
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That's so crazy, too. You already, man, you already gave me the L. Like, how many L's you want in your last name, dog? Two L's.
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Okay. Oh, that's what you said about basketball. Yeah, let's do it.
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I only did because I figured you would.
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It was your fault. Wait, do you not know how to swim? He's blind. Not like that. They don't know how to swim. It ain't about not knowing. It's about not choosing to swim.
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I went on the boat.
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No, but for the boat you rented, I went to the lake with y'all. Did he? Yes. See, this nigga ain't got a bad man. Okay, okay. All right.
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No. No.
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He's got a little cage.
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Yeah.
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Oh, for fuck's sake.
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It's really a movement. The choke.
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Oh, for fuck's sake, Robert Smith.
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But.
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We hope you're okay. Up in heaven. It's just really sad that he's dead.
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I miss him, too.
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Yeah, starring Nick Cannon, yeah.
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Yeah.
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It's not a good movie.
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That whole time, I was like, wow, you know how fucking crazy AI is these days?
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It was huge.
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I'm still denying it. I'm still denying it.
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Yeah. I wouldn't do that, bro. Bro, look at AI, bro. We don't know what the fuck is real anymore. I didn't do shit.
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And I don't know who hired that shit, but it's ridiculous, man.
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I'm done with that shit.
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Is what real?
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What do you mean? Bro, it's all narrated. This is what Chad does. He's a fucking documentary film professor.
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You put the text on the thing. It's black video. You played a fart. I'm transcribing the actual audio. Yeah, but what you're doing is setting it up so that it makes sense to your story, but it's a not true story.
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You're just fucking putting it out. So did that fart happen in that moment or no?
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i mean see the thing about these is like i don't remember i don't even know what recording that was yes he does here's the thing he went in and deleted this audio but what he doesn't know is that i back up the audio onto a separate hard drive yeah yeah so you just happen to have the footage that both you edited and this backup zolo you don't remember this day
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Oh, yeah, of course.
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What farts, bro? Put me on tape, fam. Get me on tape.
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You put yourself on tape doing it. No, I didn't. That was AI, bro. You know how good AI is these days. This is crazy, man.
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Jack people up with my paws.
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It's like he speaks in like that. Yeah.
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Nobody does.
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Oh, right.
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I got two sides to this shit.
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And I'm going to go all in. Exactly. Like, you know, the white man was talking for a minute, and then he said, any amount, any amount of money. And Blackstyle was like, you going to take that, nigga? You going to do that shit?
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You know them just clowning you like that? I'm like, no, fuck that, nigga, man. all right but you committed you committed hell yeah i did i fucking i went to go uh what's it called um to that coach yeah uh uh mr jasper motherfucker trained me a former pro right wasn't he a pro uh he was a like international player or something yeah he was oh fuck was he is it
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Denmark or some shit but yeah he was like 3v3 pro or something yeah um and yeah he was great um but I mean I told him as soon as I met him I'm like look man I got no fundamentals I got no nothing just show me like one thing that I could do and I'll just do that be honest be honest when I ask you yeah yeah how did you describe your opponent to him
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uh i told him to watch i told him to look you're like here's a white guy he's kind of he's old ass white guy yeah i was like well because he he watched like yo he was invested man he got super invested into the into the show so he found the show he saw the whole thing and then he told me stuff where he's like god i forget what he said but he was like yeah the way that he talked about backing you up and then like
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lobbing it or something. People don't say that. He said he played in college. He did not play in college. He's lying to you. So I think you might have a chance here.
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You mean like he played in the gym?
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That's a weird way to say that, but yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think when you say I played in college, that usually kind of means... Right, right.