Christophe Jean
speaker
171 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard May 2025
last heard May 2025
Christophe Jean’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Exclusive baby diva. I was wearing my good monster truck shirt, but they said that didn't fit the aesthetic.
He died the day after Easter.
So Jesus came back, and then he was like, all right, that's good enough for me.
A more conservative one who's not a big fan of the moderate papacy of... Pope Francis?
Yeah, of course. That's the same answer to, did dogs go to heaven?
It's a pretty good, if there is one.
He sneezed on him.
A grain of rice went down the wrong tube. But look, now they got to make a new Pope. They got to make one.
They should do it as a game show. They should do it like the dating game where you can't see the popes. And they're behind a little curtain. You can just see their little slippers. You can just see their little slippers. Their hats sticking out.
It's like smoking a cigarette on Snapchat. He's tweeting. He's like, Conclave is so shit this year. Catering sucks in the Vatican right now.
There's going to be a lot of Latin today. This is going to be tough.
Camerlengo. We went to Catholic school. I did go to Catholic school.
I speak fluent Latin.
And the presidency does not. Yeah, our president is older than the Pope.
Yeah, I guess. That's interesting. When did they impose the 80-year-old limit? Do you know?
They were all dying of typhoid, whatever the hell.
No.
We'll go to Hermes. I'll get some cool stuff for my horse and then we'll hit the Sistine Chapel.
You guys are all... You have a bajillion square foot mansion and then I...
Who's the big guy now? Who do you think's gonna win?
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