Christophe Jean
speaker
171 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard May 2025
last heard May 2025
Christophe Jean’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Yeah, well, that's the whole plot of Conclave.
You gotta watch the Clave, dude. It's good.
Yeah.
My landlord's a scrutineer.
That feels like... My accountant, my landlord. Wait a second. Bunch of scrutineers over here. They found a bunch of scrutineers in the tunnels.
Two, three, four for me. One for me, one for you. One for me, one for you.
Yeah, they're trying to be humble.
Happy Pope.
I'm putting my name in now. Maybe it's a little late. But I would like to be the Pope. I'm a baptized Catholic. What would be your first rule as Pope? Have fun. Number one rule of being the Pope is have fun. Number two, teamwork. Do you see T-Dog? Number three, still not big on the gay stuff. Do you gay stuff just at your house?
Oh, his papal AI? Dude, yeah, totally not at all sacrilegious. I mean, crazy. I don't even think he's baptized Catholic. I don't think he's anything.
I don't think he went to one church when he was a kid. Maybe, dude. I mean, his dad was wheeling and dealing. He was raised by Jamaican nannies. There's no way.
Is a cardinal like the highest thing next to a pope? Is that second to pope?
Yeah, exactly. You can prestige.
You like unlock the scar.
Yeah. Best at covering up certain stories.
What is that? Like you've been to the most places? I don't really even know. Geographic representation? I have genuinely no clue.
Do they have a little flap like a onesie?
I've had a catheter before.
Fun. No, it hurts really bad.
Yeah, well, I was under anesthesia when I got it put in, but when I got it taken out, I was wide awake.
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