Christophe Jean
speaker
171 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard May 2025
last heard May 2025
Christophe Jean’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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It's some chemical. It's like they put phosphorus in there or whatever. They burned a different herb or something or whatever. It'd be so stressful. But, you know, it's... Yeah, I was so dumb when I was a kid that there was a conclave, I think, for Francis. No, it was for... You know, who was the one that was there for like two seconds? Benedict?
Bedix the 16th, I think. It was Bedix the 16th. Yeah. I remember going, oh, it's when God decides... Like I thought they put everyone's name into a fireplace and then the color of the smoke would be God communicating if he wanted them to be the Pope or not.
I was literally on some Hogwarts shit. That's hilarious. So I was like, oh, like it came out black and God doesn't like it when it's black.
Yeah, so God just picks the color and they put in Benedict's thing and then you're like, oh, it was white for Benedict, so we got him.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Yeah, he was gone. Well, he was the Nazi, wasn't he? Oh. There was a guy who was like a Nazi. Well, he was like in Hitler Youth for sure. That was like a big deal.
Yeah. Why would she ever talk about the Pope?
It's about being obsessed with a man. I'll follow you until you love me, papa, paparazzi. Exactly. Papa, paparazzi. I don't know. Look, I was homeschooled. It's a real stretch. I was homeschooled. It's amazing you know as many things as you do. The fact that I'm not just under a bridge somewhere. Or that you just don't say the most unhinged things.
It's like the administrative wing.
The day-to-day. Yes. Yeah. What's his name? P.P. Pastrone? What is it? What is it? Pietro Peroli. Pietro Peroli. Sounds like gasoline. Sounds like petrol. Yeah. Petrol pepperoni.
And he's an Italian, though. He's Italian. There's a lot of, I guess there's a lot of Nigerian Catholics. Yeah. Yeah.
Je ne sais pas.
In the state of Italy. Wow, he's a reformist. This guy's a freaking lib. This guy's a huge lib, dude. This guy's so lib-cucked out. Right? It's crazy.
It's like four Catholics in Argentina are concerned. But don't worry.
He's quoted as saying, Mamma Mia, what did the gays are doing in Ireland? Why did they suck each other penis?
Mamma mia, I hated the gays.
Fair enough.
I have reservations on almost any couple. I go, hey, you like my new girlfriend? I go, I have some reservations.
Can I just think on it?
I will pray on this.
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