Christopher Ems

And I said, look, I'm here to speak on Russian television.

And I'm moving here due to some issues I have with America.

And he goes, OK, cool.

And then we get to the immigration.

He waves me through.

He tells me to stamp that.

And he goes, welcome home.

And that was it.

So honestly, I think that was my biggest surprise, right, was I think that would be something you'd expect, right, to happen.

But nothing like that ever, ever, ever happened.

And I think, to be honest, it was because I'd written to the right people.

And also, to be honest, I'd filled out all the asylum paperwork, right?

So they were fully aware of my case.

The asylum process is the same, I think, in Australia and the UK as it is here.

You're basically interviewed by someone and then your case is reviewed.

And it's all done really under international law, under the UN Charter for Refugees or whatever it is.

So, yeah, I mean, if the US so wish to snoop on me here, I shouldn't really say that.

But, you know, please go ahead because, you know, I'm not coming back anytime soon.

I'm not going to go anywhere.

You can get me.