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Chuck Klosterman

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
2297 total appearances

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The Bill Simmons Podcast
So Long, Rodgers, Plus a Football History Deep Dive With Cousin Sal and Chuck Klosterman

Yeah.

The Bill Simmons Podcast
So Long, Rodgers, Plus a Football History Deep Dive With Cousin Sal and Chuck Klosterman

It's very, it's like for somebody my age, it was very weird to see like, like a tiny batting first.

The Bill Simmons Podcast
So Long, Rodgers, Plus a Football History Deep Dive With Cousin Sal and Chuck Klosterman

I was like, right.

The Bill Simmons Podcast
So Long, Rodgers, Plus a Football History Deep Dive With Cousin Sal and Chuck Klosterman

The things you're saying are all true, but I guess I feel like it's something even much bigger than that.

The Bill Simmons Podcast
So Long, Rodgers, Plus a Football History Deep Dive With Cousin Sal and Chuck Klosterman

Oh, no question.

The Bill Simmons Podcast
So Long, Rodgers, Plus a Football History Deep Dive With Cousin Sal and Chuck Klosterman

I'm just saying that I think that stuff helps.

The Bill Simmons Podcast
So Long, Rodgers, Plus a Football History Deep Dive With Cousin Sal and Chuck Klosterman

But what I'm saying is like, okay, so...

The Bill Simmons Podcast
So Long, Rodgers, Plus a Football History Deep Dive With Cousin Sal and Chuck Klosterman

One thing that's often mentioned, particularly by people who don't like football, is a kind of a very famous Wall Street Journal article from 2011, where these guys studied these pro football games and they were like, you know, in a three hour telecast of an NFL game, there's 11 minutes of action.

The Bill Simmons Podcast
So Long, Rodgers, Plus a Football History Deep Dive With Cousin Sal and Chuck Klosterman

Right.

The Bill Simmons Podcast
So Long, Rodgers, Plus a Football History Deep Dive With Cousin Sal and Chuck Klosterman

You're sitting there for three hours and there's 11 minutes of action.

The Bill Simmons Podcast
So Long, Rodgers, Plus a Football History Deep Dive With Cousin Sal and Chuck Klosterman

Now, if somebody was inventing football right now for the first time.

The Bill Simmons Podcast
So Long, Rodgers, Plus a Football History Deep Dive With Cousin Sal and Chuck Klosterman

There was no way that would get through the pitch meeting.

The Bill Simmons Podcast
So Long, Rodgers, Plus a Football History Deep Dive With Cousin Sal and Chuck Klosterman

If they said this is a three-hour sport and there's actually about 11 minutes of action, people would say like, that's insane.

The Bill Simmons Podcast
So Long, Rodgers, Plus a Football History Deep Dive With Cousin Sal and Chuck Klosterman

No one's going to sit through that.

The Bill Simmons Podcast
So Long, Rodgers, Plus a Football History Deep Dive With Cousin Sal and Chuck Klosterman

Nobody wants that.

The Bill Simmons Podcast
So Long, Rodgers, Plus a Football History Deep Dive With Cousin Sal and Chuck Klosterman

That's a huge flaw.

The Bill Simmons Podcast
So Long, Rodgers, Plus a Football History Deep Dive With Cousin Sal and Chuck Klosterman

But it's not a flaw.

The Bill Simmons Podcast
So Long, Rodgers, Plus a Football History Deep Dive With Cousin Sal and Chuck Klosterman

As it turns out, 11 minutes is the perfect amount.

The Bill Simmons Podcast
So Long, Rodgers, Plus a Football History Deep Dive With Cousin Sal and Chuck Klosterman

Because these things you're talking about, they happen in between plays.

The Bill Simmons Podcast
So Long, Rodgers, Plus a Football History Deep Dive With Cousin Sal and Chuck Klosterman

Like football has this accidental upside, which is super intense hyperaction in this small window of time, maybe seven seconds.