Chuck Zito

It's like, you know, don't get in the carpool lane if you're solo because if you get pulled over and have to get a ticket for that, that'll be pretty embarrassing if you put, because apparently people put dummies in the seat next to them.

They're like, that'll be embarrassing.

And that hits home for me.

I always think about getting in there like, yeah, if I have to explain that to a cop and I have an inflated girl next to me, that'll be humiliating.

Or an inflatable sheep that has a little something that you can insert yourself into.

How do you get to be sober then?

Some of them are burned out.

A fart taser.

I don't like the idea of the car being surrounded at all.

Very, very reminiscent of that.

You know what has gone the way of the dodo bird, though?

Are the guys wiping your windshield?

I haven't seen one of those in forever.

I can't either.

So I apologize for being late, and I apologize for not showing at all last week, but I understand that you tracked down the very capable Rich, or as I would prefer he call himself, Dick Eisen.

Dick Eisen.

And I want to congratulate you, Ace, you know, a belated get out of shame free card, get out of jerk free card.

We're out of Corolla.

I mean, listen, for years you've been talking about the upright thing.

And then you see the actual that Sunday night game, two game, two weekends ago is settled because the football sailed up over the upright.