Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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Coming up first, we have Adam Carolla Show 898, Jake Steinfeld, Alison Rosen, Brian Bishop, 2012. Yes, the Body by Jake guy. Yes, Haley Steinfeld's uncle.
Good day, Alison Rosen.
Hello, Adam Carolla.
Good day, Bald Brian.
Good day.
Everyone wants that as a ringtone now. All right. Just did a bunch of traveling. Got back from Tampa. And thank you, Tamponians.
Just tampons.
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Chapter 2: How does Adam Carolla's travel experience impact his views on food?
As if the world is there to put bins out for him.
The magic empty bin. And I understood. I didn't take it personally. He looked around. He looked behind him. There was a bin there. I don't know why he didn't do the math of, I probably set that there. But he just thought, well, this is bintastic. And he just started filling it up. So then on the flight over... The lunch choice came around and there was... Boy, this is good.
There was the cold beef salad. And I don't know if you guys are like me, but never interested in the cold beef salad. I mean, it's lettuce, it's beef, it's all that kind of stuff. But cold beef, I'm not a fan of because it sort of congeals. The thing I like about beef is the fatty, flavor-y, marbly. When it's cold... Fat is just there to clog your arteries.
You don't get that yummy ā like when you're eating a piece of prime rib, the fat is delicious when it's hot. It's got the au jus sauce or whatever dumped over there. But when it's cold, it's just kind of congealed, and the fat doesn't taste any different. So they've got the cold beef salad. What do you take on roast beef sandwiches?
I like a roast beef sandwich, but I wouldn't... Everyone's dying to know. If it was cold, I wouldn't like it. The man likes his beef hot. Yeah, cold. like from the refrigerator. I would take it room temperature, and I would take it like the dip. The best is like the French dip style with Aji or whatever, where it's like warm or whatever. But cold, it goes flat.
It's a texture, but it loses its flavor. So I got the cold beef salad, so I'm like, all right, what's next? Pizza, I'm listening, with goat cheese. And I just thought, what the ā show a picture of that, Mike. I had to take a picture of it. There it is. There it is. I said to the stewardess, I need a flight attendant. I need a picture of this fucking menu.
I need to take a picture of the menu so I can see this goat cheese. And she's like, yeah, we don't have a menu. We memorized the two, and that's it. Saving weight, saving fuel, I don't know. I said I must ā I insist on taking a picture of this fucking pizza with the goat cheese. And here's all I'm saying.
Has anyone ever gone to New York and said, I want to go get a slice and then walked in and said, where's the goat cheese? Has anyone, like growing up, did your dad have a favorite place on the corner that he would take you to and he loved the goat cheese? Just like mom used to make. Where's the thing? Yes. I don't mind if goat cheese is an option. It needs to be well off the top ten.
It could not bump mushroom or olive or pepperoni or anything else. It could not bump anything that anyone wants on their pizza. And then if you have an escaped mental patient lunatic who's had his fucking... taste buds taking out the fucking soldering iron, then he or she may order the goat cheese number 28 or 29 on your pizza somewhere between like cilantro and water crescent or something.
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Chapter 3: What insights does Jake Steinfeld share about his journey in fitness and entertainment?
Thank you, United. Nice work. Fantastic.
What did you end up getting?
I got the beef salad because I couldn't eat the goat cheese pizza. And then I got drunk is what I ended up getting. The next thing. I saw a movie, The Chosen One. What the hell is that? Oh, man. Come on. Don't pretend you don't know who Zac Efron is.
Oh, The Chosen One.
The Chosen One. That's right. He's a Marine.
Oh, that was earlier this year.
Yeah. It's not that old a movie. Couple things. So, I was watching that movie. And you know how I always talk to you guys about the bullshit part about all those romantic movies where at some point...
The lucky one.
Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry. Chosen one's different. The lucky one. How could you possibly confuse? Yeah, completely different. The lucky one. Sorry, I was drunk when I wrote it down. Point is it. The lucky one. All right. You know, I always tell you that super fake part of all these movies where somewhere toward the beginning of act three, there has to be, something has to happen.
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Chapter 4: What promotional offers are discussed in this segment?
That's right. A digital scale and $55 free postage only if you enter Adam. Go to stamps.com. Click on the microphone in the top of the homepage. Type in Adam. That is stamps.com. Promo code Adam. Get the scale and the $55 postage. That was a nice read on that one.
That was a nice read. Felt organic. What do you mean read, Jake? I don't read. You know what I'm talking about. It's from the heart, man.
Chapter 5: What insights are shared about the book 'Take a Shot'?
That first, that nice presentation was great. Thank you. It was good. The one earlier. Not so much. The one earlier, the first part of the show. Go to my PC. That was, I mean, honestly, I'm just telling you. I'm just saying. If you'd like, I could read it for you. Understood. Next time, I just think a little more of you in there.
You know what I'm talking about?
And I sort of mailed that one in a little bit.
Yes, no. Yeah, I could put more in there.
I mean, it would be better, especially since these dudes are on the right.
Well, we got e-voice here. You can try that at some point. Why don't we do a news story or two? We could talk about Take a Shot. We could talk much about the book. It would be great. Oh, yeah. Well, the book.
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Chapter 6: How do the hosts feel about traffic and public behavior?
Well, listen, you're selling the book by selling yourself on this show. I know. No, that's great. You're being engaging on this show. Outstanding. Oh, I see my favorite sliver ever, the one that looks like pictures. What, pictures?
Yeah, pictures. I went straight for those, too.
I see pictures.
That's why I put them in there. Did you consider Scratch and Sniff?
In which picture? Any of them. Wow.
Because people don't do that enough.
Scratch and sniff. And Allison, what would you expect from a scratch and sniff? I'm just saying it would be great to get a female perspective on that.
Well, honestly, your pictures are not necessarily conducive to scratch and sniff. It might be like, I don't know, men's cologne or sweat.
Yeah, well, I mean, is it a great shot of John Kennedy Jr. in there? Yeah, I see that.
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Chapter 7: What are the humorous insights about animal mascots?
That feels very arena-league to me.
Piranha. Yeah, it doesn't feel... It's not noble.
You're trying too hard.
Weasels. Couldn't do that. Crabs. Couldn't do the crabs. I think that crabs is bad. The one that goes unused, rhinos. Why doesn't somebody be the rhinos? That's cool.
They got the big spike on their nose. I'll tell you why, rhino. I believe that Hollywood said, please don't use rhino.
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Chapter 8: What does Chuck Zito reveal about his career and experiences?
I know exactly what you're going to say. We want to name our team the Rhinos, and you guys have used up all the other stuff.
Oh, well, no. You know how, for instance, in the USFL, the defunct pro football league, the Pittsburgh team was the Maulers, which was a play on words because the DiBartolo family made their fortune on Mauls. And so it was M-A-U-L, Maulers, but also it worked on two levels.
Lynette's still laughing about that pun.
Yeah.
If you were in L.A., if you were the Hollywood rhinos, it works as a plastic surgery thing. Right.
Rhinoplasty. Sometimes a lot of me clean up after the kid, just picking some up. Just laughing.
Couldn't be the hippos, though. Because hippos, what are they but rhinos without the big intimidating spike on the nose?
Yeah, but people like to point out all the time that they're much more dangerous. They kill the most humans every year. Everyone does that, and they say it with a certain amount of glee.
You know how many Africans they kill? That's awesome. Tell us about the crocodiles again. That's another one. Why isn't anyone the crocs? Well, some of you are the gators.
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