Jake Steinfeld + Chuck Zito (Carolla Classics)
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Welcome to Corolla Classics. I'm your host, superfan Giovanni. This is the podcast where we play the best moments, highlights, and fan-selected clips from all 17 years of The Adam Corolla Show. If you'd like to hear any of these full episodes commercial-free, make sure to check out Adam Corolla's Substack. There you can find the full archives of the ad-free Adam Corolla Show, the ad-free archives of The Adam and Dr. Drew Show, as well as the podcast Beat It Out. That's adamcorolla.substack.com. And if you'd like to request a clip, please email us, classics at adamcorolla.com. All right, let's get to the clips. Coming up first, we have Adam Carolla Show 898, Jake Steinfeld, Alison Rosen, Brian Bishop, 2012.
Yes, the Body by Jake guy. Yes, Haley Steinfeld's uncle.
Good day, Alison Rosen.
Hello, Adam Carolla.
Good day, Bald Brian.
Good day.
Everyone wants that as a ringtone now. All right. Just did a bunch of traveling. Got back from Tampa. And thank you, Tamponians.
Just tampons.
Oh, just tampons? Yeah. Okay. I don't know if you shortened it, if they got mad like, you know, San Fran. You know what I mean? So just tampons. Thank you, tampons. Also, Orlando, thank you guys for coming out. And me and Dennis Prager had ourselves a wonderful couple evenings out there. And that'll be up for sale in a couple days. We'll edit it down and clean it up for you. So lots of travel stories. First off.
You're going to take all of Prager's racial epithets?
Yeah, we've got to pull out a lot of N-words. Search for it. focused on Asians mainly this time. Lots of zippers and snipes and things like that. So we'll pull all that. We'll clean that out. You know, the stems and the seeds and we'll give you the butt. That's what we're going to do. We're going to get the shake out of it and we'll give you the butt. That's the way Prager would have wanted it. Yeah. Good guy and It's really the only guy I know talks more than I. Yeah, I'm still blown away by that. I said on stage in Tampa, I said, this is why you understand, like, because he does what I do. He starts telling a story and then he interrupts his own story with a story. And then he has a stove filled with his own stories that are boiling over.
And he's like backburnering them and turning the flames up on him.
And then hotel omelet chef.
Yeah, you become a traffic cop for his stories because he's like, don't forget that one. Hold on. Bring me back to that one in a second. But let me tell you this one first. And then he'll say, now, what was that story I was interrupting myself with so I can interrupt you? And I said. out at the Strauss Center. I said, this is why I don't like the mixed wedding when they have the Jew and the Catholic getting married because the fucking Catholic shit, that stuff's over in four minutes and everyone's just at the buffet or at the bar. The Jew, oh, the rabbi, 25 minutes. And that's the under. They're windy people that love telling stories. And that's because they don't know the groom and bride. Like, if they know them, oh, there she is.
First time I laid eyes on little Natalie when she came to the synagogue. I said, oh, fuck that. Yeah. And by the way, if you are getting married, go ahead. But you don't do both. You pick one. You do Christmas and Hanukkah on your own fucking time, but now you're wasting my valuable drinking time. And it's hot. I'm sitting on one of those white, weird folding chairs.
Which they're never comfortable.
No, because there's always one leg that's sinking into the grass. And you're like, is one half of my ass heavier than the other? What? I got to move this wallet to the crack of my ass because it's throwing my balance off. All right. So I got that. Now, first things first. We're traveling. And be prepared for me to sound like a douche. But I... I got – I tempted Allison with the person. We always – Allison and I always talk about this person that we would love to be, the person that says, excuse you, like when I was leaving LAX – I was going through security and I took a bin and I put it on the thing and then I started to reach down to take my shoes off and my belt.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:15–4:25
2
How does Adam Carolla's travel experience impact his views on food?
4:25–11:54
3
What insights does Jake Steinfeld share about his journey in fitness and entertainment?
11:54–1:02:38
4
What promotional offers are discussed in this segment?
1:02:38–1:03:00
5
What insights are shared about the book 'Take a Shot'?
1:03:00–1:03:43
6
How do the hosts feel about traffic and public behavior?
1:03:43–2:02:23
7
What are the humorous insights about animal mascots?
2:02:23–2:02:50
8
What does Chuck Zito reveal about his career and experiences?
2:02:50–3:03:54
Speakers
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