Chuck Zito

They should allow the bathroom access to everyone, whether it's in first class or whether it's in the luxury boxes.

But the luxury box in the first class passengers should have like a front of the line pass like a Disneyland.

Right to the front.

It is a... Federal... It is a federal requirement to comply with all instructional signs, placards, and crew member instructions regarding seatbelts and smoking.

I don't think there's anyone who still thinks they can smoke on a plane.

I'll do you one better.

By saying please comply with all crew member instructions regarding smoking, it almost implies that there may someday be an instruction that says it's okay to smoke now.

Why don't you say no smoking ever and be done with it?

By saying comply, it's like there might be a change of instructions later.

Please comply.

We would have seen her finger poking in the camera.

There wasn't even tomato sauce on the pizza, as far as I could tell.

It looked like a Weight Watchers frozen dessert.

Sundried tomato sounds better than it is.

Well, I'm sure it was a United sommelier.

Any Fusion fans?

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Did you know I was married to DeLorean?

Fucking pizza.

He says, Adam, you are so funny, Terry Bradshaw.